so i have a pretty big walk in shower and i usually sit down naked and let the water hit me. i know it def has enough room for 2 people. so im sitting down taking a shower and this big ma ****** almost goes on my thigh. im sorry but my dick is exposed and i do not want any spider on it, or biting it or whatever. god that was sooo nasty.

 

Hustler, you're getting rusty, stop reposting.

 

Bitch please, if you had a dick you woulda **** slapped the thing.

 

rusty trombone.

 

Hell, even if it bit you......You would've been able to see how many people would be willing to suck the poison out for you.
Edit*****Naaaahhhh! That's only for snakebites; Spider bites are dealt with using a potato. Just remember, the potato goes in front.