What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

 

So ******* spot on I'm speechless
Someone listens to.....

 

 

Nice ****.

 

Nice ****.

 

that bitch is nasty

 

qft

 

No kidding.

In the pic it looks like she already soiled his right knee, and it now trying to mark his left one.


Keepin' it classy...

 

I wish you didn't point out the wet spots on his knee.

I might let her do me if I could turn off the lights. That is after I did an inspection of the goods, and I have a feeling my grease pen (not another word for my *****) would get a workout, and I would have to send her back through the assembly line.

 

This does make sense... He was at a 'Scoobie' meet afterall.

 

eewww

 

You guys are either gay or WAY too picky. I'd pee in her butt in a heartbeat.

 

If you were peeing on her I wouldn't bother to set her on fire.


Wait...I typed that wrong...



Edit: All I know about her is what has been highlighted by Joel McHale on the TV show "The Soup" and from that I can safely say that you would be far better off to spend a few hours frolicking in a fresh pile of Haitian bio-medical waste.

 

I'd probably do dirty things to her, cause she deserves it.

 

I have read this entire thread from beginning to end.

It makes no sense.

I now have the "Fruity Oaty Bars" song stuck in my head.

 

Why the **** did I subscribe to this.... ?

 

I love those things. They make me think about Miranda.

 

It has to be better then the "stranger"

 

Thanks. I youtube'd it and now its stuck in my head also.

Todays new theme song...... "Fruuity Oaty bars.........."