Im do a lot of things actually. My actual job is an assistant manager at a luxury condo. I see so many things that are just too good not to film.

 

You could have warned us about the NSFW elevator clips..

 

I guess but there is no nudity involved lol

 

Anyone have an Idea they want us to do to the delivery people? This goes without saying that I wont do anything illegal on film to them. Borderline stuff maybe. If its something we can do and its funny, we'll do it.

 

answer the door with nothing but a jock strap and cup with crazy ---- sharpied all over you. And put cloths line clips on your nips, the dialog is up to you.

 

 

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Pay the driver in nickles and pennies. Drop them all over the floor as you give them to him.

Try to buy sexual favors from them.

 

My bare *** is not a sight to behold. I will do this but slightly modified. It will be good.

The nickles and pennies yes, the sexual favors....i may strongly insinuate something

 

take pizza, close door.

 

I actually did that without paying and we closed the door and waited to see how long it would take for the guy to knock. He waited 3 minutes before knocking. I wanna do it again but film it this time.

I also want to do one where we open the door, take the pizza, not say a word and stare at the guy. Then quietly pick up a slice and feed it to him, then close the door without paying.

 

if you do it again, when you reopen the door to finally pay, do it naked.

 

That would be decent exposure. I dont want to get arrested for that

 

then put a thong on. a banana hammock.

 

that will happen actually as its been discussed already

Im going to let them take their tip out of my thong.

 

Have I told you lately that I love you, Jared?

 

Do it to the mail man. Say "you got a package for me sweetheart?"

 

*snuggles*

I know the mail lady. It wouldnt work as I had terrorized her when she first started on my route lol

 

**** your pants. Run away crying without paying. Change your pants. Come back and pay like nothing had happened. Tip with moist bills. Multiple cameras!

 

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