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Old 10-01-2007, 01:45 AM   #21
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but no chemical burn
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Old 10-01-2007, 01:59 AM   #22
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do you have a no parking sign or private driveway sign if so that might help.
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Old 10-01-2007, 02:41 AM   #23
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do you have a no parking sign or private driveway sign if so that might help.
**** that ****, they should have the common courtesy to not put their crap on someone else's property. It's not like they don't know, they're just being *********.
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Step 1. Get a pot and put a little water in it. Set it on the stove and let it boil. Get a smaller pot and let it float on the boiling water. Now pour gasoline in the top pot. Make sure to vent the kitchen. Get lots of styrofoam( I mean a lot). Break the styrofoam up and stir it up in the gas. Keep adding the styrofoam until you get a really thick goopy white paste.

step 2. Buy a microwave

step 3. Get a 4 inch by 1 inch long PVC pipe with end caps. Fill the pipe with gun powder and strips of tin foil

Step 4. Coat the PVC pipe with the napalm you made.

Step 5. Place the The PVC pipe in the microwave and put the unit in the car you dont like. Run the extension cord to a generator.

Step 6 Set the timer to 45 seconds before start on the microwave and run like hell.

Step 7 Dont come back for awhile
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Old 10-01-2007, 09:27 AM   #25
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Step 1. Get a pot and put a little water in it. Set it on the stove and let it boil. Get a smaller pot and let it float on the boiling water. Now pour gasoline in the top pot. Make sure to vent the kitchen. Get lots of styrofoam( I mean a lot). Break the styrofoam up and stir it up in the gas. Keep adding the styrofoam until you get a really thick goopy white paste.

step 2. Buy a microwave

step 3. Get a 4 inch by 1 inch long PVC pipe with end caps. Fill the pipe with gun powder and strips of tin foil

Step 4. Coat the PVC pipe with the napalm you made.

Step 5. Place the The PVC pipe in the microwave and put the unit in the car you dont like. Run the extension cord to a generator.

Step 6 Set the timer to 45 seconds before start on the microwave and run like hell.

Step 7 Dont come back for awhile
Someone from ATF just asked for your I.P. Done this before?
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Old 10-01-2007, 09:55 AM   #26
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towed that shiz again. Maybe she'll learn.
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keep towing it, dont do anything to the car, even though on your property they can sue you...just keep towing it and try to use a different co. every time...so it should go to a different lot everytime, right?, also try to get a tow truck from another city, that should be fun...
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Well im assuming his lot has a deal with a tow company
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Old 10-01-2007, 12:06 PM   #29
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I live in an apartment, so this doesn't help my case. Morons.
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BTW the napalm mess is entirely too involved. Just get some aluminum oxide aka thermite. Easy as hell, just find something on your car that's alluminum (intake manifold/valve cover) and collect the dust. Then collect rust dust...pretty much done.

Oh yeah...and just lay a sparkler across the mixed poweder and light the end of it...the longer the sparkler the smarter.
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BTW the napalm mess is entirely too involved. Just get some aluminum oxide aka thermite. Easy as hell, just find something on your car that's alluminum (intake manifold/valve cover) and collect the dust. Then collect rust dust...pretty much done.

Oh yeah...and just lay a sparkler across the mixed poweder and light the end of it...the longer the sparkler the smarter.
wow. I don't know that I should read this on a government computer.
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Old 10-01-2007, 12:23 PM   #32
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Many years ago, a neighbor of mine was a wholesale flooring distributor in San Diego. In the same building was housed a small environmental law firm, which was very PETA-friendly and very self-righteous. The two businesses did not get along well. Vern (my neighbor) tended to hang signs reading "Meat is Tasty" and "Nuke a Gay Whale for Christ!"

In particular, the owner of the law firm, being perpetually "in a hurry" tended to park his VW microbus in places which, while technically legal, were not conducive to the movement of trucks around a warehouse. Having confronted the owner on two occasions, my neighbor Vern was rebuffed by the lawyer who stated that he could park wherever he pleased.

One day the microbus was parked just outside a loading door. This of course would not do, so Vern drove out in the big forklift, picked up the Volkswagen, and placed it on the roof of the building.

When the police arrived, I'm told that they could barely stop laughing long enough to tell Vern to please get the VW down off the roof. Vern complied, placing the VW sideways across two parking spaces, in such a way as that it was blocked in by other cars, and the owner has to wait for everyone else to leave before he could move it. The police officers (having been screamed at and threatened by the lawyer during all of this) apparently felt this was good enough, and left.
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awesome
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I would have killed vern.
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Huslter don't worry about it, if you are on a government computer they are completely aware of thermite and already have in INSIDE any high security databases/computers. If you ever wondered what people have inside of computers that they emergency burn, it's thermite.

Was fun on the days where they had drills where you test how quickly you can get rid of sensative material.

Actually many departments do practice docment shredding drills, where they see how quickly they can shred every document that should never be seen.
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im no longer participating in this thread, lol, i still need to get my citizenship and being part of this may slow/stop that process...
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Huslter don't worry about it, if you are on a government computer they are completely aware of thermite and already have in INSIDE any high security databases/computers. If you ever wondered what people have inside of computers that they emergency burn, it's thermite.

Was fun on the days where they had drills where you test how quickly you can get rid of sensative material.

Actually many departments do practice docment shredding drills, where they see how quickly they can shred every document that should never be seen.
thermite's no military secret. it's a standard method for butt-joining railroad tracks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR6K90cR8Lg
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BTW the napalm mess is entirely too involved. Just get some aluminum oxide aka thermite. Easy as hell, just find something on your car that's alluminum (intake manifold/valve cover) and collect the dust. Then collect rust dust...pretty much done.

Oh yeah...and just lay a sparkler across the mixed poweder and light the end of it...the longer the sparkler the smarter.
basically what happend to the hindinburg over here in jersey a looong time ago....check out myth busters and see what happens lol
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that'll burn a hole through the hood, the engine and then the pavement. sounds like fun.
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Hustler, are you the second coming of 'Rican?
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