Who here is posessed by Devil?

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11-17-2008, 07:41 AM

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Torkel

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I am an AEG Product Development project leader. Satan is a *****.

11-17-2008, 08:38 AM

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Do you want to listen to jars of clay or ozzy for all eternity?

11-18-2008, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by y8s

I spent quite a lot of time in college learning to speak phonetically backwards so I could record answering machine messages backwards and then reverse the sound so it played normally. or at least sort of normally.

example.

11-18-2008, 07:40 AM

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I was wondering what he was doing with all the random things in the video until it became clear in the middle. That's some good proof.

11-18-2008, 10:30 AM

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y8s

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btw, that isn't me. in case you thought it was.

11-19-2008, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by hustler

Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, (state your full name) renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.

I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.

Ok that's taking it a little too far.

11-19-2008, 09:57 PM

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Well, I may need to fix many many things in my life. But I never even fathem saing that.
Think what you will.
BUT THE FATHER, SON AND THE HOLY GHOST IS ALIVE! AND VERY REAL!
I have been healed many times. And also am a preachers son.
Be careful in speaking of things that you know not of.................

Good night everyone.