Why do so many stupid people live in Florida?
 

It seems that most of the fucking idiotic retarded car threads are started by people who live in Florida. Explain.

Too many successive generations of inbreeding.

In for glorious thread. I predict 6 stars

best thread to date.

Florida is kinda like Georgia (i.e. rednecks), plus old people, plus a bunch of thugs and criminals... so yah, not good.

Flawwwda is full of cool bro's like Pusha. It can't possibly be that bad.

:bowrofl::bowrofl::laugh::laugh::laugh::bowrofl: :bowrofl:

I've only been here 6 months, but I have noticed something:
Everyone is pregnant. You can't go to the club and try to talk with a hoe without hearing, "Well I got me some kids, so I'm tryin'a find me a man who can handle that. If u ain't ain't enough man for this, step off."

Real winners there. I think there is a correlation.

I think it is that bad indeed.

In fact, did the DSM scene originate in Florida?

I have seen so many shitted up Floridian Miatas that I fear the Miata is becoming the new DSM.

Im not sure, but I know that there used to be a looooot of DSMs running around
Not so much anymore. Around here its almost all B series Hondas

Tx>*

Relax bitch... No one, but you likes it the ass around here.

Point demonstrated.

Clearly.

Florida > Commiefornia

That being said, I really don't like Florida very much. From my experience here, I would say I wouldn't come back to live here for any period of time. I've lived in Gulf Breeze, Pensacola, Panama City, Key West, Orlando etc.. Pretty much all the "some-what" metropolitan/ beach towns. People are easy to find, but friends are near impossible. I'm more or less a straight edge (never done drugs, maybe 1 beer every 3 months, no pills, etc...), focused on school, military, etc.. So fitting in with these areas wasn't exactly an easy task.

I would venture to say that the majority of Florida's population is doomed to a life of mediocrity. As bad as Commifornia, though? Not even close.

As far as "stupid fucking, idiotic threads", this thread is just oozing with irony :laugh:

Look at the OP's name and think for a second.

I was thinking more along the lines of this little gem

https://www.miataturbo.net/build-threads-57/faelflora-breaks-his-promise-time-part-out-car-git-sawzall-41577/

Maybe the chemicals to keep that magnificent hair in style is taking a toll on him... :dunno:

What exactly, besides strict smog and car laws, makes it so bad?

maybe it's the lack of trees, hills, and curvy roads.