We're staying in San Antonio BTW. Anyone else in the area? Whatever. Will be at the track tomorrow. Maybe we can all meet in a men's restroom. The code is "the cat ate cheese cake".

 

A drunk hustler will not be able to say that.

 

Pls videotape and post for lulz

thanks

 

These cabins are pimp, we have a ton of room, call me if you want to stay "Texas Style" three six one 944 seven 88 four.

 

Where are these "cabins"?

 

Where is there to ride dirt bikes?

 

Gahh on way back

 

Foot traffic is a cluster ****. I played to crippled hard and got 3 golf cart rides around the place on the VIP express lane. Going to see if I can get a T15 seat for tomorrow and sunday. When I bought T4 I was not expecting metal *** pain bleachers.

 

Btw we are stationed at turn 1. Maybe we'll find some of you gays tomorrow.

 

I'll be in #1 for a bit with Koto, then we go to 19. F1 is cray, y'all.

 

Some lucky bastard on reddit has these seats:

 

^^^ I can see my seats up in the turn one grandstands

 

11 Hours to race. I'll have to provoke a little bit: Always* when Formula1 GP have been in state of Texas, Finnish driver have won the race. Hopefully Räikkönen does the job this time. Racetime 9 P.M. Local. Hmm, great reason to go to pub and watch this...

 

$20 PayPal to whoever sabotages Vettel's car.

 

Great. The 'tard you bribed did Webber's car instead.

Just got back. Great time. I'll definitely be going back next year.

 

Sorry I didn't catch any of you guys. Phone service sucked at the track!! Will be back soon for V8SC. Maybe we can actually organize something lol

 

Here's a gathering of unattributed, contextless quotes from the weekend.

"I wish I were home, freebasing"

"There are so many more ****** here today than yesterday."

"What a terrible weekend."

"Do you have any talent without dumpster HEP?"

"The world cup is great - if you're half a man."

"The only way I'm going in a Lubi's is if someone murders me and drags my corpse into the building."

"Let's talk about 'The F1 Experience' again so I can hang myself with my belt."

"**** pickles"

"No way, we filled up on ********* and chicken."

"Where're you from? Austria? Throw another shrimp on the barbi!"

"Bernie Ecclestone is the most successful used car salesman ever."

"The race is still young; the HRTs haven't even been lapped by the entire field yet."

"Who is that (who spun)? Petrov? Wow, I'm surprised."

 

lol @ our weekend.

 

Yeah, sorry. I blame it all on cell service. I may save my pennies and just pay to drive there.