A thread for military types to post up deployment pics. Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, Qatar, Saudi, UAE, etc. Where've you been, share your pics!

I'll start, even though I've only been to Kuwait and Qatar.

brought this home from Doha:


Kuwait:

 

cheesin' it up

 

this suggests you are being tortured. We should outlaw gathering intel, then grant everyone in the world and galaxy protection under the constitution.

 

cool pics

 

Heres a dumb question.

So you come into the military and they shave down your head. What if your hair grows back are you mandated to maintain a short hair cut or is that a preference now?

 

A shaved head is practical and sexy.

 

There are regulations for our hair. It doesn't have to be shaved. Among a lot of other things, it can not be longer then 3" on the top, and should not touch the ears. No trendy haircuts, and nothing unprofessional...

 

In the unlikely event that a soldier's hair grows back, the soldier will be wall-to-wall counseled by his first line supervisor and instructed to better control his protein excretion in the future.

Wear and Appearance of Army Uniforms and Insignia

Wall-to-Wall Counseling

 

my G ride

 

Youre shitting me, this does not actually go on?

Soldiers beating the **** out of each other as a disciplinary measure?

If so thats some code red **** right thur.

 

You do what you gotta do. Although, it probably doesn't happen as much as it should.

Chris

 

Every parent should learn from old black ladies on how to raise kids.

 

My mother used to hit me when I mis behaved. I'm 24 and I still tense up when she raises her hand at me. Administrative discipline is the most effective way to raise an obedient child.

Now that I think about it, I guess its not so bad beating the **** out of the guys in the army.

 

How many of you have ever drank from a "pull tab" can?

 

I have, and they sounds like the entire can explodes when you open it, and just about everyone at the table "feels" it.




Gotta love that picture of the **** tubes.. good stuff. Nothing like aiming into that **** without letting your dick touch anything in the middle of the night on a black out FOB.. can't even see your hand in front of your face if you try.

 

The Pepsi alternative.

 

Oh damn is that what that is. I thought it was some sort of mortar launcher.

I would not last long in the army, im pee shy. :-(

 

Pre-deployment Training, Carrying the M249 was fun for about 5 minutes



Living Area Flooded during Rainy Season- Trailer on right indoor pissers, trailers on right housing


Something slightly faster than a Miata


Chris

 

Why oh why did I have to take Hi-Res pictures.. I've been trying to upload ONE for like 30min now :/.. gonna have to download something to allow me to resize them.

Figures.. finishes as soon as I post that.. I know it's small, I had it resized by Imageshack...

Oh yea.. a picture from my home for a few days.

 

This children is what Saint Jimmy was refering to when he said, "Stepped on a pop top, cut my heel, had to cruise back home."

- L