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Old 08-27-2009, 03:46 PM   #1
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Default The unofficial MiataTurbo Photoshop Contest #1

Based upon some of the humorous observations that have been made in This Thread, I am announcing the unofficial MiataTurbo.net Photoshop Contest #1.

Your challenge is to do something clever and amusing with the following picture of a pillar of dog **** which I took this morning on my way to work:



Suggestions have already been made involving tiny men with ice-axes scaling it, a tiny astronaut with a flag, etc. You may steal these ideas or come up with your own. Feel free to zoom / crop / rotate / otherwise alter the original as best fits your concept.

Submissions will be judged by the moderatorial staff based on quality, originality, size of bribe offered, and which ever one makes us laugh the most. I have appointed myself as chief justice of the review board and reserve absolute veto power.

Deadline for submissions is whenever the hell we feel like it. The winner will receive my heartfelt congratulations, and maybe a token gift of negligible monetary value if something comes up on woot.com between now and then (or if we find a place that will silkscreen our logo onto a ***** for cheap.)


The original, un-cropped high-resolution image can be found here: http://img39.imagefra.me/img/img39/2...3m_954fb9d.jpg.

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LOL, I fail at photoshop but subscribed for future hilarity.
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^Michael Vick?
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I may have some extra time tonight...
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I cant stop laughing

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I dont have a mouse right now or time to **** around.. .but i wanted to put the redbull plane in the pic...

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OMG this is going to be full of win.
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I'm crying.....
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My submissions for now:
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We are off to a good start!
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This will be the greatest thread of all time
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a couple more:
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another before I go to dinner.
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hahahahaha holy ****. literally. Nice.
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understatement of the day
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Methinks if this is going to become a recurring event, (weekly, monthly...) then it is going to deserve its own sub-category...
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OMG, this is the most epic thread EVER!!!!
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C++, yours is my fav so far. Only improvement would be a cape!
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