Zombie Apocolypse Box
 

So I am moving. I am boxing up things and I start thinking if I only had one box, what would be in it. So here is what I came up with for the zombie apocalypse.

Case next to box is my AR-15
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Top Layer
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Booze
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More Clothes
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Pistols and Ammo
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AR-15
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You're a pussy. My zombie apocalypse box only has an icepick and a chainsaw. And some porn.

All set.

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Hhhhhhhhahahahahahahahah^

Mine has just p0rn

Ha ha ha, that fleshlight made me LOL. I am still LOL'ing. Bah ha ha ha ha ha.

Now, before we can tell what is in our Zombie Apocalypse Box, what kind of zombies are we talking about? Are we talking about Resident Evil (RE1 - RE3 videogame) zombies? Because then all I'd need is my sword. If this is like Dawn of the Dead zombies then we are in need of some good 'ol firearms.

If it's the former, my Box has a sword and a sharpening stone in it. If it's the latter, my .45 and all the Semtex I can find is in that box.

Zombie-pocalypse and you packed a lock for your weapons.... pussy indeed.

F That! I'm going to be the lead zombie! I rather prefer being on the winning side of the battle!

P.S. My zombies have guns too

this ones obvious for me:

http://image3.examiner.com/images/bl...s/chainsaw.jpg

And a AA-12 shotgun
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Anti-Zombie Bots; lego mock-up. Operated by skynet.
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boy you really wanna be a zombie huh

Do want ^^

Actually I hook 2 of the locks together and I have my handcuffs for my sex slave.

Your sex slave must have wrists or ankles that are 10 inches in circumference. Your sex slave is a 500-pound beast, isn't it? LOL

You take what you can get after everyone else is a zombie.

Good point. But you typed that as if it were present-tense. So, naturally, I assumed your current sex-slave was... well, Triple X L.

My personal choice for sex slave:

[OH HI THAT'S A LITTLE BLATANT FOR A WORK SAFE THREAD KTHX]

Bah ha ha. Sorry, my bad.

I was walking around Lowes with my sister talking about what store you would want to be in for a zombie apocalypse.

I said if you were going for strait survival then a hardware store that stocks guns. If you were going for sheer manliness though, something like Target or Wallmart. Because they have things like engines, bikes, skateboards, all sorts of blunt objects.

I would support my local department store by going to Lowes though. I could use one of the plastic garden shed things and re-inforce it with all sorts of stuff, they certainly have enough materials. Then I would build a fortress out of all the shelves and forklifts and shit, with some sort of gate. Or maybe no entry/exit with the exception of a little vent at the very top or something. My fortress this is, not the garden shed. That would have the regular doors, just heavily reinforced.

Since the fortress is made out of shelves, I could stock shit like Chainsaws, Angle Grinders, circular saws, blunt objects, that sort of thing. I'd take one of the forklifts and once again reinforce it with everything, maybe mount two chainsaws on the forks or something to chop through shit/zombies. Or mount a propane torch with a high-flow nozzle or something to make a giant flamethrower, but it might burn down the store, and thus the fortress.

Naturally I'd have a 50" plasma from a neighboring store and ungodly amounts of pronz and KY jelly. In the shed with me. The only things in the shed would be some weapons, a couch, the TV and the porn.

...Yeah. I've thought about this a lot when I'm bored. I swear to god, we better have a zombie apocalypse in my lifetime. It'd be like a videogame, except you don't get extra lives, lol.

A super Walmart would always work. Get a good stock of food, beer, and guns. Plus a mix of gardening supply and tools for building a fortress.

I would probably just head to my base. It's already got a secured perimeter, one which you could easily electrify if need-be. It has a wealthy stock of delicious food... and MRE's if shit gets desperate. It's got a wealth of ammunition and weapons, tanks, helicopters, vehicles, grenades, flares.... pretty much everything you need. I'd just run around in a APC and grab up all the hotties that haven't been turned in to flesh-eating, pyschotic deadspawn. Then, if I saw any of my ex's in the bunch, I'd bang 'em and then put them in front of a firing squad. I win. Bah ha ha ha.

You guys are all fail with picking a spot. Nuclear Submarine is where it is at.

World Was Z is one of the best books I have read about what happens after the zombie apocalypse.

Dude, that's a book. Things never work out that well. Besides, do you really want to be submerged in the ocean in a tin can when all of the undiscovered, dinosaur-like, GINORMOUS sea creatures turn to zombies and swallow your vessel? I'll take my chances on solid ground, thank you. It's not like we're talking about Tremors here.

Read the book before you dismiss it. I guarantee it goes more into the zombie apocalypse then you have ever thought. If you seriously think a walmart or lowes will hold up against several thousand zombies you are sadly mistaken.

Which is why I posted my military base. I win. Wal-Mart loses, ha ha ha.

How many rounds of ammo does your base have? If it does not have several million rounds you will still be screwed.

Military bases are talked about in the book and more or less what happens is they run out of ammo and then get overrun by zombies.

Nuclear Subs are setup to go out and be self sufficient for extremely long periods of time so they make the best bet for safety.

You make a very good argument. I have nothing to do with the armory, but if I had to guess we'd keep in stock.... less than several million, ha ha.

Area 51 is where I'm going... No one knows it's there. Oh shit.... So much for that idea.

Also my box would have porn in it. I would be carrying my ammo in magazines and in my firearms.

What about a fleshlight? LOL!

[FANTASY TIMEOUT]

Some people take this shit way to seriously, and not just on the interwebz; I have friends that are planning for this shit...

...as if it were actually possible for such a thing to happen...

...just sayin'

A zombie apocalypse will happen concurrently with a hostile machine takeover, an alien invasion, synthesized smart dinosaurs, and a solar implosion.

A solar implosion is arguably the most likely, and we don't expect that to happen until many billions of years from now. Dinosaur synthesization is probably the second most likely, but they won't be "smart", followed closely by an alien invasion. The others just ain't gonna happen.

No, really, it's not going to happen.

:giggle: :bigtu: :rofl:

[/FANTASY TIMEOUT] :P

For real, dinosaur cloning is the worst idea in the world. As for your list, mankind as a species will destroy itself long before anything else has a chance to. We are much too violent toward each other to survive for very much longer.

I thought that was a given... :giggle:

^^^ I LOLed

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

LMFAO! :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

PWNED!!! LOL

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Oldie, but still funny.

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This is so fitting for a Zombie Apocalypse situation, lol.

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^thats not real right?

Why would that surprise you?

Bah ha ha. I think it is real. There's a lot of sick fucks out there, man. I wouldn't put it past anyone.

Epic thread revival in progress!!!
Why... because ZA is only a matter of time... be prepared.

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I was expecting a random newb to have bumped this padding his post count. Excitement was building to give out a warning. Then I saw it was you with relevant information for the bump.

I am still ready for the ZA later this year. The box is still labeled and mostly filled with what I would need.

What my daughter takes to show&tell.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1332169101

Sam, that is one of the greatest pictures I've ever seen.

^^^^ That's ------- awesome! lol

My zombie apocalypse box is attached to my left arm. Its called my fist!

The zombies just need to make you angry and then you will go on a punching rampage.

Srsly? Just link the damn picture:
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Dear lord, is that an M82?

Also known as a Brush Hook?
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God I hate these things... add the McLoud and the Pulaski to that list as well

Where did you find that? I want it!

I find your lack of chainsaw disturbing :idea:

Then people wont know where to buy it!

The ditch bank blade is double edged, and has less of a hook.

The key to surviving the zombie apocalypse is cardio.

Seriously, just outrun me and take my AR :loser:

Alas, I cannot take credit for the little girl with the Barrett... I saw it on CollegeHumor a long time ago and bookmarked it for just such an occasion. Original image.

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As was mentioned in the Gun Thread a few weeks ago: during the ZA (which IS coming), you only need to be able to outrun the nearest Ohio State fan and take his gun in case you can't currently afford an AR.

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^^ lol

That's what I call bait - I'd puill a Shane on his fatass like he did Otis in TWD (the walking dead)