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Old 08-05-2010, 10:43 PM   #1
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So I am moving. I am boxing up things and I start thinking if I only had one box, what would be in it. So here is what I came up with for the zombie apocalypse.

Case next to box is my AR-15


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Booze


More Clothes


Pistols and Ammo


AR-15
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You're a *****. My zombie apocalypse box only has an icepick and a chainsaw. And some ****.
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All set.

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Hhhhhhhhahahahahahahahah^
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You're a *****. My zombie apocalypse box only has an icepick and a chainsaw. And some ****.
Mine has just p0rn
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Ha ha ha, that fleshlight made me LOL. I am still LOL'ing. Bah ha ha ha ha ha.

Now, before we can tell what is in our Zombie Apocalypse Box, what kind of zombies are we talking about? Are we talking about Resident Evil (RE1 - RE3 videogame) zombies? Because then all I'd need is my sword. If this is like Dawn of the Dead zombies then we are in need of some good 'ol firearms.

If it's the former, my Box has a sword and a sharpening stone in it. If it's the latter, my .45 and all the Semtex I can find is in that box.
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Zombie-pocalypse and you packed a lock for your weapons.... ***** indeed.
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F That! I'm going to be the lead zombie! I rather prefer being on the winning side of the battle!

P.S. My zombies have guns too
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this ones obvious for me:



And a AA-12 shotgun
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Anti-Zombie Bots; lego mock-up. Operated by skynet.
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boy you really wanna be a zombie huh
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Do want ^^
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Zombie-pocalypse and you packed a lock for your weapons.... ***** indeed.
Actually I hook 2 of the locks together and I have my handcuffs for my sex slave.
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Actually I hook 2 of the locks together and I have my handcuffs for my sex slave.
Your sex slave must have wrists or ankles that are 10 inches in circumference. Your sex slave is a 500-pound beast, isn't it? LOL
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Your sex slave must have wrists or ankles that are 10 inches in circumference. Your sex slave is a 500-pound beast, isn't it? LOL
You take what you can get after everyone else is a zombie.
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You take what you can get after everyone else is a zombie.
Good point. But you typed that as if it were present-tense. So, naturally, I assumed your current sex-slave was... well, Triple X L.

My personal choice for sex slave:

[OH HI THAT'S A LITTLE BLATANT FOR A WORK SAFE THREAD KTHX]

Bah ha ha. Sorry, my bad.

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I was walking around Lowes with my sister talking about what store you would want to be in for a zombie apocalypse.

I said if you were going for strait survival then a hardware store that stocks guns. If you were going for sheer manliness though, something like Target or Wallmart. Because they have things like engines, bikes, skateboards, all sorts of blunt objects.

I would support my local department store by going to Lowes though. I could use one of the plastic garden shed things and re-inforce it with all sorts of stuff, they certainly have enough materials. Then I would build a fortress out of all the shelves and forklifts and ****, with some sort of gate. Or maybe no entry/exit with the exception of a little vent at the very top or something. My fortress this is, not the garden shed. That would have the regular doors, just heavily reinforced.

Since the fortress is made out of shelves, I could stock **** like Chainsaws, Angle Grinders, circular saws, blunt objects, that sort of thing. I'd take one of the forklifts and once again reinforce it with everything, maybe mount two chainsaws on the forks or something to chop through ****/zombies. Or mount a propane torch with a high-flow nozzle or something to make a giant flamethrower, but it might burn down the store, and thus the fortress.

Naturally I'd have a 50" plasma from a neighboring store and ungodly amounts of pronz and KY jelly. In the shed with me. The only things in the shed would be some weapons, a couch, the TV and the ****.

...Yeah. I've thought about this a lot when I'm bored. I swear to god, we better have a zombie apocalypse in my lifetime. It'd be like a videogame, except you don't get extra lives, lol.
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I was walking around Lowes with my sister talking about what store you would want to be in for a zombie apocalypse.

I said if you were going for strait survival then a hardware store that stocks guns. If you were going for sheer manliness though, something like Target or Wallmart. Because they have things like engines, bikes, skateboards, all sorts of blunt objects.

I would support my local department store by going to Lowes though. I could use one of the plastic garden shed things and re-inforce it with all sorts of stuff, they certainly have enough materials. Then I would build a fortress out of all the shelves and forklifts and ****, with some sort of gate. Or maybe no entry/exit with the exception of a little vent at the very top or something. My fortress this is, not the garden shed. That would have the regular doors, just heavily reinforced.

Since the fortress is made out of shelves, I could stock **** like Chainsaws, Angle Grinders, circular saws, blunt objects, that sort of thing. I'd take one of the forklifts and once again reinforce it with everything, maybe mount two chainsaws on the forks or something to chop through ****/zombies. Or mount a propane torch with a high-flow nozzle or something to make a giant flamethrower, but it might burn down the store, and thus the fortress.

Naturally I'd have a 50" plasma from a neighboring store and ungodly amounts of pronz and KY jelly. In the shed with me. The only things in the shed would be some weapons, a couch, the TV and the ****.

...Yeah. I've thought about this a lot when I'm bored. I swear to god, we better have a zombie apocalypse in my lifetime. It'd be like a videogame, except you don't get extra lives, lol.

A super Walmart would always work. Get a good stock of food, beer, and guns. Plus a mix of gardening supply and tools for building a fortress.
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I would probably just head to my base. It's already got a secured perimeter, one which you could easily electrify if need-be. It has a wealthy stock of delicious food... and MRE's if **** gets desperate. It's got a wealth of ammunition and weapons, tanks, helicopters, vehicles, grenades, flares.... pretty much everything you need. I'd just run around in a APC and grab up all the hotties that haven't been turned in to flesh-eating, pyschotic deadspawn. Then, if I saw any of my ex's in the bunch, I'd bang 'em and then put them in front of a firing squad. I win. Bah ha ha ha.
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