Win.

 

I'd put a bullet to his kneecap if it wasn't a waste of a perfectly good bullet. I'd be more than happy to let him hold off 1,000 zombies with his AR while I escaped!

Cheap shot to pick on my school based on a picture of a fat boy - there are fat kids supporting your college of choice too - muahaha! He's probably an SEC fan, and put that shirt on as a prank/dare.

On another note, while out on a motorcycle ride, I took a wrong turn and found out that we have real-live hillbillies in Columbus. I'm talkinga whole miniature town of rusted out '70s muscle cars on 4-flat tires in the front yard, one lane roads, people cooking the fish they caught out of the river over camp-fires...like some crazy paradox ----.

If ZA is real, I'm going to nuke the ------- moon.