GIRL who's a new miata owner from LIN.Y.
 

hiiii, just bought my first miata and look forward to working on it and making it my own...feel free to give advice because im just learning about my miata

- Ashley

Welcome, you will find your stay short here.

Lol. Thanks for stopping by...see ya!

never said i wasnt into performance, one reason why i joined was the learn more not get drug down the second i post something because i said "show car" and not going to buy $300 racelands

Sexually in-discriminant miata Brain ftw.

Anyways, welcome!

You will probably not receive. However, if you live in her area, i'm of the opinion that she should be trying to find a new man in her life. One that will buy her smoothies instead of lying about being at the smoothie shop, then buying himself a smoothie with their shared bank account.

It's just rude that someone would lie so badly.

She needs a smart man that would just straight up tell her that she doesn't get a smoothie, and that you'll buy your own smoothie with your own damn money because dammit, you're a man.

I'd offer myself, but i can't be bothered with someone so demanding to want me to bring them a smoothie. Get your own damn smoothie.

hello and good luck. if you can make it through this thread, you might stay more than a month. it is somewhat of your trial by fire.

oh and a reminder to everyone else, the meet and greet section is NOT the hazing section.

Welcome

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1381252667

Either the Clubroadster crew has sent an influx of trolls or NitroDann is trying to seek revenge with multiple new log-ins.

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pretty welcoming.................

doesnt bother me just trying to learn more about my miata performance wise, interior, exterior, etc. thought it was a nice site until i posted in the meet and greet, not butthurt just disappointed

clubroadster didnt send me either, was recommended by someone at a show i was at the other week

We just banned a couple of people for being stupid and they sent some others here to introduce themselves in the last few hours. You arrived amidst it and were summarily targeted. Hold fast and it will be over soon. Post pictures of your car in the meantime.

It's a good place Ashley. Just take heed of what i told you on ClubSwagster. Sound intelligent, read, learn, understand, and you'll do fine.

We are sort of the opposite of a 'drift and show' community, but if you are here to learn about making your Miata faster you are in the right place.

And cat! CAT pictures!!!

I remember reading the first post of this on CR and subsequently stopped upon reading the words drift and show.

If you're serious about improved performance, you won't find a better group of people. But unlike CR, misinformation here is smashed and ridiculed and it is considered an insult to ask questions prior to research.

I remain skeptical, but hope for the best. With that said, what plans do you have for the car?

Also, post pictures of kitties. :party:

Edit: Damn, Erat beat me to it.

Ok, look, let's just cut to the chase here. First, the interrogation. Then, the blatant leg humping.

1) Do you in fact *have* a cat? I'm not trying to be cute here, with double entendres about your girl parts, or the presence of a catalytic converter on your car; I mean *do you have a cat*? We like cats.

2) Do you have an easily hacked Photobucket account which will yield a treasure trove of completely embarrassing selfies which we can ridicule? This is not a hypothetical question.

3) You claim to be a girl. If this is true, many of us (probably nearing 30-35%) take a keen interest in girls, and we're gonna need pics immediately.

4) Bonus points for visible Meth Scabs in the aforementioned pics, but be warned, they better be spectacular; the bar has been set high here by those preceding you.

5) Fine. Post a pic of your Miata too, just take a look at them carefully and ask yourself the following question first; Did anything on the car originally come in a blister pack? If so, do not post.


Ok, interrogation phase complete. Commence leg humping. Who will be first to step up to the plate? (Possible Gearhead Girl here fellas..!!)

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I'll help her out real quick:

No meth scabs. (Thanks for bringing that up again, though.... i've been trying to forget that.)

Car is pretty stock.

She has experience with VAG.

You're being quite generous. :greddy:

Sheesh, you guys need to get out more. One female shows up and you're all dripping testosterone.

not one of those people, joined at a bad time i guess haha.

ill red, learn, understand, then sound intelligent once i know more.

yes, interested in making my miata faster, would like to make friends in the process of doing so.

haha, i have two children...no Cat pictures will be shown :party:

right now my car is bone stock, just took dash out because it needs to be replaced, the previous owners butchered a square on the dash for who knows what reason. plans are to fix everything mechanically and physically. eventually change the motor but have to learn more first.

1) i personally do not have a animal cat, can not have animals where i live but i made my mom buy a cat and now she has two.

2) do not have photobucket, have a flickr account and no it is not easily hackable, i have great passwords :)

3) [IMG]https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1381257571[/IMG]

4) no meth scabs

5) [IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/2cpbx54.jpg[/IMG]

he knows

Needs more meth scabs...

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completely stock

3) https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1381257571



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no cats, no care.

yes... Moar Cat...

dipshits: put penis back in pants. give her at least a few days to acclimate.

well, its just a front, we dont want her to know that we are all :riaa:

Am I the only one who actually meant cats? I mean felines. Four legs, furry, sharp claws...

I came here to see cats :(

I made an observation that I would totally daily. And I would. I appreciate daily drivers way more than race cars.

Mine was declawed by its previous owners... I adopted him a few years ago.

But, no, I WANT pics of cats too. Lol if she doesn't produce, then she isn't real.... That's all there is to it. Lmao

There are no girls on the internet. Only lonely guys with cats. That should be apparent by now.

I know you thought we meant something else, but we actually meant felines. It's just a tradition, I guess.

Not sure what was more predictable: us lonely guys jumping up at the word girl or y8s's white knightery :dealwithit:

Welcome. If you're here to learn about performance grow a thick skin and enjoy the learning experience. If you're here for cup holders though... its gonna be rough.

I have nothing to gain but the respect of my peers...

.. and hot women.

I'll drink to that.


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I see what you did there; the old Backdoor Double-Reverse White Knight Leg Hump... An audacious move Y8sey, audacious move.

As one of the resident "Dog Persons" who remains skeptical of your presence, I can attest to the fact that they were asking about the actual murderous little beasts when they wanted pictures of your cat.

They have a whole thread just about cat pictures. I kept thinking it was a joke, but it isn't.

This site thrives on a several elements which you may find off-putting:

• Homoerotic humor
• Cats
• Performance above all else
• Extremely limited government (unless it means the posters here who suckle off the government teat get laid off)

And My Little Pony. We LOVE us some My Little Pony.

I swear, sometimes I genuinely believe that half of our members are, in fact, 12 years old...

Riddle me this: A Montauk train departs Penn station at 5:36pm on a Friday. At the exact same time, a Penn-bound train departs Port Jefferson. Each train carries one hipster bicyclist with no concept of other people's personal space for every 36 non-cyclist passengers. How many Chinese tourists will be unable to figure out to get from the Jamaica airtrain station to the E train?

Oh riddles. i love this. Got another one for ya. You take ur bike on the train. Everybody clear the isle... you drive your bicycle with 5 mph on the train thats going 50mph. How fast are you going?

The answer HAS to be Hustler!

Welcome to here! dont mind the leg humpers...


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I am very tempted to go back and (1) give you a negative prop for each My Little Pony post, (2) give you one positive prop for each post about hotrods and being a cool dad, and - ultimately - (3) doing neither because I can't be bothered.

Just so you are on notice.

Assuming a random distribution of education and language skills, plus the normal distribution of deodorant use among hipster bicyclists, and incorporating the fact that subways are non-linear dynamic systems...

The answer is...



Eleventeen.

Show your work, you say? Very well:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1381278025

That's easy; All of them.

Haha. You know, I'm starting to think you're right- Hustler may well be a closet hipster.

this thread is great. 10/10 would read again.

im used to it, its fine haha

hey i like :greddy: friends too

thats what i thought they meant, actual cats that are pets.

im here to learn

not off at all, everyone has their own thing they are into...

I think it is pretty cool that a woman who is a mother of two can find the time and interest to look into modifying a car like this. Usually only guys who are shirking their responsibilities mess with these sorts of things.

Yeah we all meant the same thing :D

thank you, glad someone understands

You may think I'm joking, but in fact you'll find yourself taken more seriously around here if you maintain proper grammar and sentence structure in your posts. This includes basic stuff like punctuation and capitalization as well as more "advanced" apostrophe usage.

I don't really mind but every little bit helps when the turbo cat's eye is on you.

Lol this thread is why I would keep my gender a secret if I was a girl joining a car forum.

This thread is why I HAVE kept my gender secret all these years.

So you are third gendered!

And the discussion has now reached all of the standard MT.net talking points. Sigh.


Do you have any interest in ever driving on a track? I know we can actually help with that.

I have to pull my engine because I didn't wrap my dipstick before this session on Saturday. It melted.

:bowrofl: