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Old 10-21-2008, 03:20 AM   #1
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Hello, I own a miata. That makes my ***** small and my car very slow. Others have miata envy. So much envy that they'll put a fist through my soft top just because gay cars need a beating too. So much that highschool kids in daddy's ford superduty would open their door at a stoplight and yell "softtopsare4fags" and take off. So much that highschool kids on school buses would toss pens and school supplies at my car while snickering and commenting on how 'gay' the car is. So much that ricers think it's cool to ride my *** for a few minutes until they realize I won't give in to their bs and subsequently pass me in a rage of redline RPM'd pep boy exhaust me-too 80 hp fury. I might have to stop ramming my bitch, stop spanking 'faster' cars, stop doing all my own work and have a garage do it all, and start ******* dudes in order to keep up with the apparent faggyness of my car.

On a serious note, I never did this when I signed up:

What up bitches.
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Old 10-21-2008, 03:47 AM   #2
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Whats up ***...

I dont guess Im really suited to welcome you, Im more a noob here than you. Is that a custom fog/driving light setup I see under your turn signal lenses? Ive seen that on a few cars and have always really liked it. Do you have any info on them?
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Old 10-21-2008, 04:33 AM   #3
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Man you're such a ***, having a RED miata only makes it that much worse.
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Old 10-21-2008, 05:15 AM   #4
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LOL... your sig is great also.
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Old 10-21-2008, 07:43 AM   #5
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LOL... your sig is great also.
His or mine? I enjoy mine...
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:57 AM   #6
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Welcome to fagcarturbo.net.

If I can be totally seriously with you guys, you ever laugh when someone thinks they're clever because they call your Miata gay or a chick car?
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:28 AM   #7
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no on prop 8. equal rights for guys who drive miatas.
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:51 AM   #8
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Welcome to fagcarturbo.net.
I vote for a site name change...it may keep most of the drift **** away.

EDIT: DISCLAIMER: I do not think all people who drift are gay, just the majority of the fan boys.
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Old 10-21-2008, 01:28 PM   #9
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I'm curious if there are any Miata haters out there that have actually driven a Miata.
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I'm curious if there are any Miata haters out there that have actually driven a Miata.
Only the guys on m.net that cant drive stick.
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Old 10-21-2008, 01:40 PM   #11
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you ever laugh when someone thinks they're clever because they call your Miata gay or a chick car?
Yeah I laugh, then hit them with my pink purse and speed away cursing them.
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Welcome to fagcarturbo.net.

If I can be totally seriously with you guys, you ever laugh when someone thinks they're clever because they call your Miata gay or a chick car?
All the time...people just think they are the smartest person in the world when they call the car a gay car....its rather sad.

One of my best friends talked junk (for fun) until he borrowed my car for a weekend, he now loves the thing and is actually considering picking one up.
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Old 10-21-2008, 08:36 PM   #13
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If I can be totally seriously with you guys, you ever laugh when someone thinks they're clever because they call your Miata gay or a chick car?
I don't laugh I just point that they shouldn't look so smug with such a lazy and typical remark. Then I ask them if they even know how to change their own oil.
After a 5 minute ride I've never seen anyone become so humble. Seriously, most people that knock it A.) don't know dick about cars and B.) have never had a ride in one.
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One of my best friends talked junk (for fun) until he borrowed my car for a weekend, he now loves the thing and is actually considering picking one up.
Damn, you're a good friend. I won't let any of my friends drive mine, let alone borrow it for a weekend.

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Is that a custom fog/driving light setup I see under your turn signal lenses? Ive seen that on a few cars and have always really liked it. Do you have any info on them?
Yeah, do a search for something like PIAA mod and you'll see my thread. There's some info there. Other than that it's not that hard to do.
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I currently own 2 miatas... so I guess that makes me twice as gay.
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I currently own 2 miatas... so I guess that makes me twice as gay.
Well then, clearly you are only half as gay as I am.
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I had a group of high school kids laugh at me and say, "look, it's two guys in a miata". I wasn't too concerned, though, since they were thumpin to some *** bubble gum pop/rap in the parking lot of waffle house. I also ---- punted the girl.

Do you have a roll bar or cage? If not, get one.

If you're 18, get your CHL.
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I had a group of high school kids laugh at me and say, "look, it's two guys in a miata". I wasn't too concerned, though, since they were thumpin to some *** bubble gum pop/rap in the parking lot of waffle house. I also ---- punted the girl.

Do you have a roll bar or cage? If not, get one.

If you're 18, get your CHL.
I got me one of those autopower roll bars. It's a little on the low side but it's beefy enough.

I WANT the weld on cage kit for the autopower roll bars since it's pretty affordable and safe looking, but I'm not exactly one to wear a helmet for daily driving. I'd get some pretty odd stares.

If by CHL you mean concealed hand gun license then I can't because I'm 20 and the legal age is 21 here in sunny FL. Though I have thought about getting an Armalite or something for the sake of honing my marksmanship skillz.
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Had a friend who hasn't owned one nice condition car in his life... has always owned some ghetto'd up Civic/Integra that's rusty, different colored body panels, super high mileage, has owned like 6 of them, gets a boner about them, well... you get the picture. And he flamed me when I got my clean, rust free, Miata with upgraded suspension. I could've let him see the light, let him drive it, but I'll let him stay ignorant. That leaves more Miata's for us and lessens the chance of him ghetto'ing up a nice Miata.

I used to have no interest in Miatas, but then I learned more about cars and there's more to having fun in a car other than horsepower.
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Do you suppose people used to get that same "gay" label when they were driving the little british roadsters in the 50's and 60's? I know they don't now but I wonder about when they were new cars instead of classics.
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