I am here for the races
 

The car is fully built, to those in Florida let's organize a Dyno Day now. .... Where is Jared??

In for Holy Grail.


https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1398129123

ha, that's an old picture of my car. I made some revisions to it now.

Oh no... you got rid of the Holy Grail?

no, still in the car.

he made it holier

it is now the holiest of grails.

in for EPIC thread

ha I am still waiting for Joe Perez, Scott and all the Hyper-miata haterz to give me a nice welcome here before I get banned.

We're all lubing up as we speak.
I just hope we get to orgasm before you get banned again.

*edit: this is the first time I really hope a dupe account DOESN'T get banned :giggle:

ha, the last I heard Scott wanted to make me a sponsor or moderator, I actually want to speak to him to see if there is any interest to sell some parts here.

After all this is about the only miata forum where the members discuss and show interest for race parts. Clubroadster forget it, that place is gay, full of kids.

Vlad, imma gonna need paypal bribes to keep from banning him, so don't waste the good lube.

Oh no way, I'm using generic wal-mart brand :giggle:

Welcome to the site Hyper, thanks for joining up!

^ lolololololz

This is a fake account and not really Hyper.

Just so everyone knows.


Why do i know this?

1) The posts are too coherent and show an average grasp of the English language
2) He didn't fly into a babbling rage and spew homophobic terms around like they were going out of style as soon as "concealer404" replied to him.

can we see more photos of your girlfriend?

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1399648408

Hyper. I have the fastest Miata in Florida... 827 ft/lbs of torque.
Come up to jacksonville and Ill show you my veiny miata muscle.

Torque means nothing if the car doesn't hook up, you better have a good set up.

I am the real Hyper, and I will show pictures of the car including dyno videos of the new set up. As for now, please don't close this account and thank you.

I mostly do highway rolls from 60+ mph, it still spins pretty bad on the slicks but Im working on some new ground effects that will revolutionize low drag downforce in ways that nobody can imagine.
You could say Im building the "holy grail" of spoilers.

I've seen it, it really is revolutionary.

Pro-tip: they pull the car up, removing any ground resistance and eliminating drivetrain loss.

Car literally flies through the air.

His 827 ft/lbs of torque is actually 828 at the wheels

That mag-lev technology really is the future of motorsport.

...《¿

no way, that's him?


:laugh:


I seriously had a feeling StealthNB was a troll account. He was just way too motivated to be way too stupid and argumentative to be just another noob.

I had StealthNB pegged, just not as Hyper.

To be honest, i'm still not convinced either of them is actually Hyper.

Stealth's ideas and "points" are dumb enough to be Hyper, but both accounts are way too well-spoken.

They are probably both some other forum regular having some fun.

I know Stealth has to be a CR regular, his posts kill brain cells.

Wait....now I learn I caught an infraction for spewing venom at a possible HYPER?!?!?!?!?


$&#%@&@?#+#%@%!?!?*?_%%_

That's comedy gold right there. :party:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1411584156

You know, the last time I was using TOR Browser it turned out to be giving an IP address of some criminal in France. The last thing I want is the FBI behind my tail either way you Mr sixshooter, you are a very smart guy.

Let's move into business. I came back here for a reason and that is to potentially make money depending on how you guys are willing to work with me. If the answer is yes, I will create another thread where it belongs to be and you can continue hating my forum name there.

But first, let's discuss on my proposal before this thread gets out of hand.

Ready.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1411589012

Why does everything you say sound like complete and utter bullshit?

Was the French criminal a self proclaimed mastermind of thermodynamics?

Do you even know how to trace an IP address? With TOR Browser that is very difficult to do. The French criminal was FBI wanted due to credit card theft. A simple update of the IP address in the TOR browser cleared me out of problems..

Hyper, did you hear about the new type of site you can get to through TOR?
Theyre not .onion, theyre .eggplant
All the coolest shit is on there.

this is my first introduction to Mr. Hyper.

Mr. Hyper it's good to meat you. i enjoyed reading your previous treads and i think your very insiteful.

Come on guys cut him sum slack.

So lets hear this re-route proposal.

We have way too many things routed, but not re-routed.

I am not interested in designing a coolant re-route for the miata community, for that you have the M-Tuned re-route which is perfect with any of the existing cross flow radiators.

At the moment I don't know what are the forum rules for potential group buys and product development. I would like the person in charge to contact me in order to direct me in the appropiate direction.

Thank you.

Eli

ooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo... It's a secret!

He always brought home milk on Friday.

After a long hard week full of days he would burst through the door, his fatigue hidden behind a smile. There was an icy jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz in his right hand. With his left hand he would grip my waist - I was always cooking dinner - and press the cold frostiness of the jug against my arm as he kissed my cheek. I would jump, mostly to gratify him after a time, and smile lovingly at him. He was a good man, a wonderful husband who always brought the milk on Friday, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.

Then there was that Friday, the terrible Friday that would ruin every Friday for the rest of my life. The door opened, but there was no bouyant greeting - no cold jug against the back of my arm. There was no Tuscan Whole Milk in his right hand, nor his left. There came no kiss. I watched as he sat down in a kitchen chair to remove his shoes. He wore no fatigue, but also no smile. I didn't speak, but turned back to the beans I had been stirring. I stirred until most of their little shrivelled skins floated to the surface of the cloudy water. Something was wrong, but it was vague wrongness that no amount of hard thought could give shape to.

Over dinner that night I casually inserted,"What happened to the milk?"

"Oh,"he smiled sheepishly, glancing aside,"I guess I forgot today."

That was when I knew. He was tired of this life with me, tired of bringing home the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. He was probably shoveling funds into a secret bank account, looking at apartments in town, casting furtive glances at cashiers and secretaries and waitresses. That's when I knew it was over. Some time later he moved in with a cashier from the Food Mart down the street. And me? Well, I've gone soy.

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

This thread is full of bro rape. Don't forget your Jack Johnson and big black dildos!

LOL, it will be until I get proper instructions from the managing staff.

Dude, you're never gonna learn are you?

No one cares. Like, at all. You're gonna have to drop this really silly attitude if you want anyone to buy anything from you ever. We have a ton of really awesome vendors, who are nice and knowledgeable, and most importantly make us AWESOME parts for great prices. We don't need you. You're not doing anyone any favors. You'll have to EARN our interest. So 1) pay a vendor fee and become one 2) start interest in whatever product you want to bring to market.

Those are the bare minimum you'll have to do. Otherwise, enjoy the little time you have on here until you get into another stupid argument and banned based on your giant lack of knowledge about the miata platform and BP engine, and mind blowingly pathetic attitude/people skills.

/serious post

I have nothing to add. That was beautiful.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1411619186

You are correct man, forget it.

What about downflow radiators? Like the stock style or Koyo with the tanks at the top and bottom of the core?
Hater!

I want to know what he is offering that I might be missing out on. Just because 18psi isn't open to any new ideas doesn't mean the rest of us don't deserve a chance.

Vlad thinks everything useful has already been invented.

I have an idea.

we have the hyper re-route

we need nothing

Coolant reroutes are so played out and really don't solve any of our issues.

What I've invented completely revolutionizes the performance of your miata. Preliminary reports show significant gains in both power and efficiency. I am proud to announce the release of the Hyper oil reroute. This improves oil flow, cooling, reduces unnessary restrictions and pressures in existing oil passages.

Now that you know the benefits to our innovative new product, we assure our customers that through hours of research and development, and extensive engineering we have been able to design a kit that makes this reroute a simple modification that can be completed by the novice mechanic with basic tools.

We have sourced oil flow from the oil priming port on the oil pump. From there you will replace the plug with the oil line supplied in our kit. This oil line is then routed up to the oil fill cap on the valve cover. The only fabrication required with our simple kit is that a hole then be tapped in the fill cap. At this point you can insert the oil line through the fill cap hole, which is then permanently secured with industrial strength duct tape.

The new oil flow passage results in substantially reduced oil temperatures, vastly reduced oil backpressure which reduces valvetrain losses and premature oil pump wear, as well as increased cam lubrication. As mentioned above the power gains are substantial. We expect to start shipping kits early next month.

Prices start at $499, but we expect those to increase as we try to keep up with demand.

:laugh: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

that made me :giggle:

love that site

FTFY

Keith

Hyper... I still believe...


Never give up... Never surrender!

You know when Ed quotes Galaxy Quest, shit just got real.

I say we get a kick starter going and dump all our money, which was to go towards pointless and shitty forum vendor "upgrades", and crowd source this bitch.

I'll even do a DIY install guide on my thread!

Hyper I have followed your build thread at Mazdaroadster and I'm impressed by your work. Just stay there and leave mt.net to these texas guys with high IQ.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1411707781

:P

MENSA thread. Would read again.