The car is fully built, to those in Florida let's organize a Dyno Day now. .... Where is Jared??

 

In for Holy Grail.

 

ha, that's an old picture of my car. I made some revisions to it now.

 

Oh no... you got rid of the Holy Grail?

 

no, still in the car.

 

he made it holier

it is now the holiest of grails.

in for EPIC thread

 

ha I am still waiting for Joe Perez, Scott and all the Hyper-miata haterz to give me a nice welcome here before I get banned.

 

We're all lubing up as we speak.
I just hope we get to orgasm before you get banned again.

*edit: this is the first time I really hope a dupe account DOESN'T get banned

 

ha, the last I heard Scott wanted to make me a sponsor or moderator, I actually want to speak to him to see if there is any interest to sell some parts here.

After all this is about the only miata forum where the members discuss and show interest for race parts. Clubroadster forget it, that place is gay, full of kids.

 

Vlad, imma gonna need paypal bribes to keep from banning him, so don't waste the good lube.

 

Oh no way, I'm using generic wal-mart brand

 

Welcome to the site Hyper, thanks for joining up!

 

^ lolololololz

 

This is a fake account and not really Hyper.

Just so everyone knows.


Why do i know this?

1) The posts are too coherent and show an average grasp of the English language
2) He didn't fly into a babbling rage and spew homophobic terms around like they were going out of style as soon as "concealer404" replied to him.

 

can we see more photos of your girlfriend?

 

Hyper. I have the fastest Miata in Florida... 827 ft/lbs of torque.
Come up to jacksonville and Ill show you my veiny miata muscle.

 

Torque means nothing if the car doesn't hook up, you better have a good set up.

I am the real Hyper, and I will show pictures of the car including dyno videos of the new set up. As for now, please don't close this account and thank you.

 

I mostly do highway rolls from 60+ mph, it still spins pretty bad on the slicks but Im working on some new ground effects that will revolutionize low drag downforce in ways that nobody can imagine.
You could say Im building the "holy grail" of spoilers.

 

I've seen it, it really is revolutionary.

Pro-tip: they pull the car up, removing any ground resistance and eliminating drivetrain loss.

Car literally flies through the air.

His 827 ft/lbs of torque is actually 828 at the wheels

 

That mag-lev technology really is the future of motorsport.