If its the box of glitter, don't bother, that's so amateurish.
If its the bag of dicks, don't bother, I already have plenty to spare.
If its some cement you want me to stuff my manifold with, then I'll save you the trouble by blowing up my own motor.

 

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Monk sends the best parts, UPS can't even...

 

Amateur?
Dafuq you think you're talking to?

 

A massive robot with a microscopic ***** that sets things on fire for the hell of it and mails dubious items to people on the internet? Sounds pretty sketch if you ask me. Add on the fact that somehow that thing fits(the robot, not the *****) in a Miata and you have one massive potential for clusterfuck.

 

And lo, behold, a noob camest to mt.net, and didst post with humility.

And it was good.

And the veterans were interested, and requested pics.

And the noob ... did not provide.

And upon the hill, in the bleachers where yon MT.net veterans sit, was heard a mighty grumbling.

"Who is this noob, who doth not provide pictures for our enjoyment when we demand them?"

And comments were made, regarding chocolate, and a scat reference, as is wont to happen upon MT.net.

And it was good.

And pregnant was the pause, as all waited to see what would happen.

And the noob didst then make a ***** reference, as is also often wont to happen upon MT.net ... but the implication was that the ***** of elder Monk was of small size, and insignificant.

And LO, the veterans of MT.net, lounging idly on their bleachers, talking idly amongst themselves about whether Fae's car might actually run again, who wouldst be the next fool to order custom parts from a certain shop in Texas, when will Savington deliver unto them a glorious transmission solution capable of holding #allthetorques, these MT.net veterans didst immediately perk RIGHT THE **** UP, for the powers beholden to Monk were known to them.

And yay, verily, the breath was bated (as were other things, this being MT.net), as the response of Monk was anticipated.

And it is good ...

 

When faced with an insult to one's *****, there is a requirement for a nuanced response.
One cannot immediately jump on the defensive, for that gives credibility to the affront.
My first inclination was to merely appreciate the zinger, and let the insult stand, so secure am I in my burly, hairy chested masculinity.
Then I considered the feelings of my *****, the source of all of my life's joy.
Like the bones of long dead saints, an affront to such an object cannot go unanswered.
So, in reverence to my **** and *****, I answer with just a few facts.
My ***** has no name, because to name an object of such beauty would be to degrade it to the level of the highest earthly thing.
It is a fact that my ***** descended from the ether on the day of my birth, perfectly formed and radiant.
News of the immaculate **** spread far and great people came to see its splendor and offer their blessings.



Since birth, I have worn a cup made of lead to shield bystanders from the dangerous **** rays. On exposure, people experience such profound joy and euphoria that their hearts cease to beat, and they are glad for it.
My wife dies and is resurrected every time we have sex.
Schools for the deaf and blind used to have molds of my ***** to teach students the words girth, elation, ecstasy, and impossible.
They had to discontinue the practice due to the loss of revenue caused by the students regaining their sight on contact.
Now, I'm sure you're very sorry for insulting such a magnificent object, but the fact is, you're going to suffer for eternity for the slight.
In closing, I have but one thing to say.





Now post some pictures of your ******* car.

 

Alas, I cannot compete with such eloquence. I surrender.
Here she be, in all her glory.
















Fine fine, too predictable?




Naturally Aspirated? Blasphemy! Must change!
(rad has since been replaced, older pic)


Dipped the wheels due to some peeling/fading in the center plates, and to match when I replaced the soft top with a black one.


Cat tax:

 

NEVERMIND.

What radiator do you run meow?

 

I just replaced it with an OEM style Kyro(spelling?), at that point I hadn't had any plans for boost. Once boost is in and things start heating up in my neck of the woods(mid GA, summers are brutal on cars down here if you get stuck in traffic) I'll drop in the fattest fatty aluminum rad I can find.

 

Georgia? Where you is?

 

Just west of the ATL. Other side and below all the fun stuff up in north GA.

 

I've got a place up on Lake Jackson and lived up near Jonesboro a while back.

 

Not familiar with Jackson, but Jonesboro is about 20min from me.

 

Near McDonough

 

Ah, have some family down in that area.

Dropped a build thread. Everyone can proceed to reem me there as it suits their pleasure. Stupid questions will abound once things start moving.

https://www.miataturbo.net/build-thr...ir-life-87561/