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Old 07-05-2013, 01:51 AM   #21
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Why is only the passenger-side headlight taped?
I assume it's like the kids who walk around with one pant leg rolled up. Left leg indicates that they're a top, right leg indicates that they're a bottom.



I've often speculated about the origin of the LOLWUT pear. What was the context? What was the author's frame of mind? Unfortunately, that image has been around so long and has been re-hosted so many times that tracking down the original seems like it would be impossible.
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Old 07-05-2013, 01:58 AM   #22
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I assume it's like the kids who walk around with one pant leg rolled up. Left leg indicates that they're a top, right leg indicates that they're a bottom.



I've often speculated about the origin of the LOLWUT pear. What was the context? What was the author's frame of mind? Unfortunately, that image has been around so long and has been re-hosted so many times that tracking down the original seems like it would be impossible.
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Old 07-05-2013, 02:00 AM   #23
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Why is only the passenger-side headlight taped?

Nice numbers.
Obviously because traffic is on the passenger side (unless you are a US NOOB). So if there is an accident it will mostly likely be on the passenger side. DUH AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A CAR ENTHUSIAST.
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Old 07-05-2013, 02:49 AM   #24
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I am beyond convinced that the recent influx of utterly retarded n00bs is some faggy plot by clubfagster regulars
While i'm loitering on craigslist at miata's and e30's I always see ads for civics and 240's wanting to trade for miata's and e30, e36. It's very sad my favorite cars are being invaded by drifto's :'(.
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Old 07-05-2013, 10:13 AM   #25
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If you put some decent wheels/tires, a rollbar and got rid of the stickers... it would be a nice car
I counted 5.5 things I did not like about the car on first examination of that picture:
  1. The taped headlights
  2. The yellow front turn signals
  3. The stickers
  4. The wheel fitment
  5. The Mardi Gras beads hanging from the rear view mirror

I counted the lack of a roll bar as a 0.5, assuming it was in progress or soon would be.
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I love the car tho


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Old 07-05-2013, 10:43 AM   #27
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I assume it's like the kids who walk around with one pant leg rolled up. Left leg indicates that they're a top, right leg indicates that they're a bottom.



I've often speculated about the origin of the LOLWUT pear. What was the context? What was the author's frame of mind? Unfortunately, that image has been around so long and has been re-hosted so many times that tracking down the original seems like it would be impossible.
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Old 07-05-2013, 10:45 AM   #28
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No way bro, he's not a mindless lemming.....
....his stanced ridez are ORIGINAL!!!!1111ONEONEONE


On another note:
We should program the word "stanced" to automatically get the poster banned upon posting it. Or get a super gay avatar/signature of some sort. Just like we had the word "drift" automatically convert to "buttsex" in the past
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No way bro, he's not a mindless lemming.....
....his stanced ridez are ORIGINAL!!!!1111ONEONEONE


On another note:
We should program the word "stanced" to automatically get the poster banned upon posting it. Or get a super gay avatar/signature of some sort. Just like we had the word "drift" automatically convert to "buttsex" in the past

Lol- around here it would be funnier to convert "buttsex" to "drift".
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Old 07-05-2013, 02:25 PM   #31
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Huh, well I'll be.

It honestly never even occurred to me to check Knowyourmeme- I kind of assumed that this one had been around for so long that the origin would be indecipherable- lord knows I never had any luck trying to find it...

On the plus side, that link to the creator's DeviantArt page turns up a lot of interesting stuff. One, in particular, seems especially apropos for threads of this nature:







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Huh, well I'll be.

It honestly never even occurred to me to check Knowyourmeme- I kind of assumed that this one had been around for so long that the origin would be indecipherable- lord knows I never had any luck trying to find it...

On the plus side, that link to the creator's DeviantArt page turns up a lot of interesting stuff. One, in particular, seems especially apropos for threads of this nature:

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Huh, well I'll be.

It honestly never even occurred to me to check Knowyourmeme- I kind of assumed that this one had been around for so long that the origin would be indecipherable- lord knows I never had any luck trying to find it...

On the plus side, that link to the creator's DeviantArt page turns up a lot of interesting stuff. One, in particular, seems especially apropos for threads of this nature:
Lol @ pear residing in the background.




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Huh, well I'll be.

It honestly never even occurred to me to check Knowyourmeme- I kind of assumed that this one had been around for so long that the origin would be indecipherable- lord knows I never had any luck trying to find it...

On the plus side, that link to the creator's DeviantArt page turns up a lot of interesting stuff. One, in particular, seems especially apropos for threads of this nature:
Lol @ pear residing in the background.


On a slightly more important note:

Nutrition Facts
Eggplant
Amount Per 1 cup, cubes (82 g)
Calories 20
% Daily Value*
Total fat 0.2 g 0%
Saturated fat 0 g 0%
Polyunsaturated fat 0.1 g
Monounsaturated fat 0 g
Cholesterol 0 mg 0%
Sodium 2 mg 0%
Potassium 188 mg 5%
Total Carbohydrate 4.8 g 1%
Dietary fiber 2.5 g 10%
Sugar 2.9 g
Protein 0.8 g 1%
Vitamin A 0% Vitamin C 3%
Calcium 0% Iron 1%
Vitamin B-6 5% Vitamin B-12 0%
Magnesium 2%
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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Lol @ pear residing in the background.
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I counted 5.5 things I did not like about the car on first examination of that picture:
  1. The taped headlights
  2. The yellow front turn signals
  3. The stickers
  4. The wheel fitment
  5. The Mardi Gras beads hanging from the rear view mirror

I counted the lack of a roll bar as a 0.5, assuming it was in progress or soon would be.
The Аnal Beads are a plus
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Old 07-05-2013, 04:49 PM   #35
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^Reminds me of a prolapsed rectum.

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Old 07-06-2013, 09:57 AM   #37
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No ***** were given when i just banned him. He was not new, he had an older banned account.
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I was wondering what was up with all these n00bs recently joining that were intentionally trolling with their terrible intro threads.

They're not new n00bs
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^Reminds me of a prolapsed rectum.
Subtext: Gearhead is sufficiently familiar with prolapsed rectums that even a pre-cooked chicken in a can reminds him of them.
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damn... i kinda wanted to know more about the mini... however, i bet it just has those gay wheels, and nothing under the hood...
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