Originally Posted by samnavy (Post 818620)

It's funny the stuff they ask you when getting a gov't clearance.

When I listed one of my "identifiable markings" as having a penis that was 10" around, they told me I was ineligible for a clearance because the computer system wouldn't accept that large of a number... only a single digit circumfrance would fit in the box. They had to write new code for the program just so I could qualify.

Originally Posted by samnavy (Post 818620)

It's funny the stuff they ask you when getting a gov't clearance.

When I listed one of my "identifiable markings" as having a penis that was 10" around, they told me I was ineligible for a clearance because the computer system wouldn't accept that large of a number... only a single digit circumfrance would fit in the box. They had to write new code for the program just so I could qualify.

Originally Posted by Track (Post 818668)

picture or it didn't happen.

Originally Posted by miata2fast (Post 818680)

https://www.miataturbo.net/showthrea...=41577&page=34

See post # 2020 :giggle:

Originally Posted by miata2fast (Post 818680)

https://www.miataturbo.net/showthrea...=41577&page=34

See post # 2020 :giggle:

Originally Posted by Track (Post 818702)

amma be honest with you, I am not searching for it, but you are welcome to link me it.

I am about 80% sure its not evidence of his supposed massive shlong...

Originally Posted by TNTUBA (Post 817558)

What a D-Bag post. You realize you just brought A LOT more attention to yourself by the "I could tell you but then I would have to kill you" garbage than if you had just said "Navy." I spent a career in the US Military and met THOUSANDS of Airmen, Solders, Sailors and Marines and there was one constant across them all. If someone "acts" like they are in any way a part of anything special or top secret then they 1,000% AREN'T. I think the VERY first thing they teach you on day one of class one in ANY form of "special forces" is that you NEVER for any reason EVER draw attention to yourself.

Originally Posted by samnavy (Post 817681)

I love this kind of crap. I have a TS/SCI clearance and one of the very first things you learn when given this kind of clearance is how to not say the stuff you just said. I don't mind mentioning it here because everybody here already knows what I do and the Chinese have a file on me 3" thick so there's nobody else I need to hide from. However, we have required training on specifically how not to say or do something that would make people think you were anything more than a run-of-the-mill grunt. But then again you couldn't impress the local chicks down at Waterside if you were a lowly mechanic.

Originally Posted by TNTUBA (Post 820069)

So which president did you work for? Trailblazer? Eagle?

Originally Posted by IcantDo55 (Post 820896)

What dyno you use?

Originally Posted by triple88a (Post 821012)

You talking to the op? The imaginary one. :facepalm: