Originally Posted by pusha

Sure, it's OK if you're a 65 year old, retired stockbroker who's tired of navigating the Long Island Sound in your 84' Viking Convertible and you need a place to spend five months a year. But to live there as a young person? Are you ******* whacked? You can kiss your social life goodbye.

I'd rather spend my time downing 2 litre bottles of White Lightning and ******* fit, spray-tanned tart ****** over jacking off all night because I live in the middle of the goddamn desert and have no friends.