Ultimate Noob 1st Post!!!
 

Sam: Hi, my name is Sam.

Everybody: "Hi Sam:wavey::wavey::wavey:"

Sam: I wuz jus hoping summbuddy wuld like know whutz the besst turbo for this blue Miata I just bought off this guy- I don have lotsa money so if you could tell me sumthing cheap I that would be cool. I saw sum eBay turbos and they seemed all cool and krome- how about those?

Everybody: :ughug::ughug::ughug:
"Hey Sam, go kill yourself now:bang:"
"Hey Sam, you're a stupid noob FAG:giggle:"
"Hey Sam, have you ever heard of the fucking search button... why don't you go fuck yourself:fawk:"
"Hey Sam, is english your 8th language or are you missing a chromosome?:asshole:"
"Hey Sam, GOOGLE, do you speak it MotherFucker!"

Sam: WoW, whatz everybody so MAD about? All I did wuz ask a question- sorry for being a NOOB but I dont no a hole lot about turboz. guess I should've gone to the malibu forum and asked them.

Everybody:
"Hey Mr. Silly, people are just busting your ballz!"
"Next time do a search and some homework before you post."
"How come you didn't read the sticky's... all the info is here for you!"
"Fill out your signature and and where you live in your profile."
"Grow a pair of ballz man, and next time use an ice-cream scooper to get the sand out of your vag!"

Sam: Hey, you gize are a rough crowd. Im gonna go take some remedial english at nite skool and do some reading. i'll be back in a week.

Everybody: Bye-bye douchebag, see you in turbo heaven!

1 WEEK LATER:
Sam: Well, I've taken the advice of the locals, so here goes. I just bought a 19XX Miata. It's blue and has the A/B/C package with 1XXk miles. It's stock but in good condition. I did a compression test and the motor seems strong. I've looked at Begi and FM and I think a semi-DIY build with Megasquirt and trying to buy parts is the way to go. I think I can meet my goal of 200whp for about $3000 including a clutch. I've got decent install and minor fab skills and have all the tools, so I can do everything myself. My location in is my profile so I hope some locals will contact me... I'd love to see some actual turbo Miata's in person. I'll be hanging around posting where I have advice to give... not so much turbo's, but I can talk suspension with the best of you. PS: I got an "A" at night school.:bigtu:

still a fuckin noob.

Still need a "No noobs left behind" program.

You know the sad/funny part is thats actually a pretty much what happens...and not just in that situation.


Quality post sam, quality post.

Sticky?

LOL

"next time use an ice-cream scooper to get the sand out of your vag!"

Laugh out loud funny Sam, thanks for a very entertaining thread, the unfortunate thing is that most noobs fail at step...well this one i wish they could see the point, but no, they have to keep arguing and get themselves bannished.
I hope this helps us save a few more good people from making classic mistakes here at MTmotherfuckingNET.

Most entertaining thing all day Sam! Sadly its so true.
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Funny, I've never personally run into this situation here, and I'm only at 30-something posts. Then again, I like search buttons and don't like asking questions about something I can find the answer to myself.

lol :bowrofl:

Nice noob writeup! You really nailed it on the noobish writing skillz, cause that shit is probably the worse part. Nothing wrong with being a noob, but for fuck sake try to type as if you have some type of education! :vash:

Vash-

hey guys whats easier supercharger or turbo?:fawk:

The other way that goes:

Sam: man fuck u guyz ur so mean i just asked a couple of simple questionz and u guyz r jumpin all over me

Senior Member 1: ban.
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Site owner: ban.
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Admin 1: band.

im sorry to thread jack guys, but i cant seemz to find my hidden key, you know, the one that mazda hides in the car?? near the bumper support?. i need help guys

Missed one part...

I'm proud of you, Son!! Been here since November, < 50 posts and knows hustler is... Well.. Himself.. :hustler::bowrofl:

my name is Sam! I'm a newb! :D

Then we'd also need to administer a standardized test where 80% of the takers would pass. This test would have to be neutral without bias for testers' ethnicity, origin, religion, sex, or physical handicap. Identities will need to be concealed from the oversight committee who grades them. Furthermore a trust would need to be created to protect our interests from when the mother of a non-passing test taker sues us. Sounds like a lot of hassle.

Dude, there's way too much beuracracy. Actual events are
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THEN

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Pictures saved and redistributed on P2P networks
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You're still a Douchbag Noob..............
Oh, and a "Pickle Pirate" in the Navy

I know this is an old post but I don't think it will ever lose its flavor!

Wait what? Is this near the blinker fluid?

HEY GUYZ I HAVE A CAR THAT HAS A PROBLEM WITH TEH ECU OR WHATEVERS LOL HAHA NEWAYZ can i run more fuel or spark than the like rugelar one and stuff OR DOES IT NEEDM ORE THAN THAT I HAVE BIGGER INJECTORS CAN YOU RUN 550MC INJETORS WITH TEH STOCK CMPUTER OR DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE A MS I HAVE AN RX/7 AFMthis is my first turbo miata but not my rist turbo car i have a s-class benz ok my moms LOL and and a 240z and a fucki'n MAC TRUCK and a delorian all turbo and runnin greats. the 240 runs a 7 sec in the 1/4 quarter mile

thnaks

^Ban.

Hi my name is Lucas and I am a Noob:noob:...I mean well only a little bit I have been in a 12 step program for the last 8 years!

I run a 1990 with a 1.6L with some mild power adders including a K&N 57i intake kit (would reccomend the FIPK kit over this one) and a Magnaflow 2.25" wide open straight through exhaust. Rollin on 15" Konig Helium rims wrapped with Falken Azenis 205/50/15. Stiffness is provided by H&R race springs and Bilstein Heavy Duty shocks. Stopping is provided by the stock calipers matched with HPS or DTC30 compound hawk pads and powerslot slotted rotors. Bought the car stock a year ago and this is where its gone.

I took this photo of the Car about a month ago before I pulled it off the road for the Winter.

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/p...r/img_0026.jpg

This gives nice detail on the fitmet of the Magnaflow catback, its subtle looking but sounds awesome. Its a direct fit and takes 20mins to put in.

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/p...r/img_0027.jpg

This car is lowered 1.5" and ride on a 1" larger rim then stock and this is where my resonator ended up.

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/p...r/img_0029.jpg

Yes this is my ignition, its an aircraft style ignition with push button start, its DIY and cost me about $30, feel free to PM me for details on this one :D

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/p...r/img_0117.jpg

And just for sex appeal here is a shot of the rim and slotted rotor its the same on all four corners.

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/p...r/img_0013.jpg

Ya its long winded and I am a JDM ricer fan boi and if you dont like it well :fawk:

Not too bad, but you should have put it in the meet and greet section. I guess it'll do.

Put you location in your profile and info in your signature. The mob will be less hostile! Welcome aboard!!!

New here....

Got a 94 Laguna Blue with only 51K on last May. I have over 56K on it now as this car has really gotten a hold of me!

Almost forgot....
Since I originally bought the car as a surprise for my wife, it is an automatic. She did not really like the car since it is missing the "toys" (bluetooth, heated seats, steering wheel, nav, etc.)

I, on the other hand, love it. So, I'm keeping it as my play car. It is such a pure and fun car. Nevertheless, I am very interested in going FI on it. So, I'll be checking out the Turbo v. SC arguments.

Noobs... :makeout:

hello yall
 

hey, i was curious, i've been a member for a bit now, and have had several threads and what not... today i come in and it says that my account has been "put on hold" or something like that and i can't PM or post new threads...
what's up with that? lol

ive been a member for years now but dont have more than 5 posts. am i a nooob?

sort of. you haven't been actively contributing to the community.

Just like reading the forums. sorry about breaking the rules.

Im Tom and Im a new to forums and Im looking for another Miata.

My first post! I gotta get some more in here so I can start a new thread. Got some research I need help with. I'm also on the Miata.net forum under the same user name. Glad to be here!

I've been on here for a while but have never made a post. Now I need (not want!) to sell my miata... I've learned a lot from this forum, rebuilt an engine for low boost, swapped it in this winter break, and ran out of money to actually go turbo... Well I ran out of money because I bought a wrx but thats a different story...

what are you talking about?

:facepalm::loser:

:yippee:

lol.

It is unbelievable to me how bad you fail... but yet I find it endearing.

Every single post you make, all I can visualize is some horribly ugly mangy back-alley mutt sitting on the sidewalk giving huge brown pleading puppy-dog-eyes and you're saying "feed me turbo knowledge please"... "just a little bite"... "I promise I'll listen"... it's kinda cute, I can't help but like you.

:facepalm:

i deleted his post. oops. he's lame.

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my name is MikE . IM A NOOBAR

Why'd us n00bs stop posting here?

My name's Al. I'm from Methtrailerwrestling, (Clearlake) CA & love Miata's!

I drive a '99 base model with bolt-ons & am doing the ExhIntake soon but its slow. This site is great!

What kind of exhaust mods??

noob here. glad to be here

Wanted to stop in and say Hello. I'm Mark.
I've been on the forum for a while just searching & reading all that I can.
I'm not new to the miata scene. I've just been gone for a while. This is my 3rd miata and the first two where boosted. I currently have a 97 Red miata, manual with 38k.
I've started out working on the suspension. I've installed FM's swaybars front and rear along with FM's springs /Tokico Ill. shocks. I also have a cheap front strut bar and drop in K&N airfilter left over from a friends miata. I have a Garage Vary front spoiler and a rear R package spoiler. I'm looking to boost the 97 now. I'm considering the S1 Shanghai kit from BEGI with the MegaSquirt. Looking for a low boost application around 8psi. I had bandaids on my first miata with JRSC BBK and the Link on my second with FMII kit. I'm concerned about tuning the car with MS. I want to set the car up and leave it alone. It's my dailydriver and I don't want to tinker on it everyday.

welcome to the forum! im sure you'll fit in just nice here at miataturbo.net, most people on the forum will point you towards using MS as you may already know from searching. check the tech forums, everything you needa know about ms is posted as stickies!

sell me your garage vary lip!!! lol

I can only hope my posts havent been looked at quite as dumb-ly as sam's...I am trying if it counts...just still new and having a lil trouble...sorry to all the seniors...

I'm a noob myself so maybe I should just keep my typing fingers still; but reading some of the noobs posts it just seems like they are so insecure about being “dissed” that they get into pissing matches with old timers that may have schooled them on something but also have given them helpful advice. How hard is it to say something like; I'm still learning the way you guys do things here and thanks for the help.

Some of these guys can't even handle m.net without getting in pissing matches.:loser:

New here
 

Nothing here.

Good luck. What are you current plans for turbocharging?

Herro. I need to get 15 posts!!

Ban

Nothing here.

Zac here, newbie trying to get 15 posts

orly.

Hey everyone...read all the time but just now starting to post...have a 92 with and FMII kit built motor with 323gtx pistons and rods and some head work...last dyno was 231 HP. Does need some work and am probably going to post an ad trying to sell the car...gonna look for a newer one to modify. Looking forward to being on the forum.

Noon.

Man, so noob that I can't even spell it properly.^