^ God that's funny...

 

wow. rude. someone else idk like me who is searching for answers to a similar problem might find it useful. however, both of these comments are certainly useless.


having a talk with my mechanic last night we discussed out children are developing 3 personalities these days, a school, home and online personality.


...keyboard warriors...


luckily OP doesnt care about this. jesus dude, go get laid or something.

 

What the **** did you just ******* type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with typing that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the world wide web, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** code all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

 

All of you, shut the **** up.

******* e-thugs. .

 

****

 

We are Miatatourette.net now, right?

 

Hahaha Yes.

 

lol uh no you wont. heres why.

1.) youre an awful troll
a. trolls dont get emotionally bent
i. by definition its the trolls job to emotionally bend the other.
2.) you know nothing about hacking
b. you cant do anything with my public IP.
i. this ip that you're hacking isnt at my house
ii. i run a vpn through a very secure national laboratory so uh, have fun getting past our intrusion detection and prevention systems.
3.) you have already commited a thought crime that could get you a $1,500
a. i love america.


but alright bro, for the sake of my job i have to screenshot, file the police report and let the FBI handle you because i too work on the network. i do my work at los alamos national laboratories. but didnt you figure that out already? guess that's why there hasn't been a thing changed on my network right? here is my public network address 68.35.181.168.


6 months +$1,500 is the minimum for hacking even if you dont modify anything. so uh. HOW ABOUT NO?

 

OH **** YOU DIDN'T CALL THE INTERNET POLICE DID YOU?!?!?! CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! I'M SO FUCKED!

 

Also I'm behind 7 proxies so come at me bro

 

sorry man, its considered a threat of national security we have a policy and we take every possible threat to our network very seriously.

granted, personally, i dont take you seriously.

if it helps you feel more secure about yourself and your sense of identity on the internet then by all means, continue with your emotional attacks. you're not going to bother me. its entertaining to watch you fail though for sure.

still waiting for that DoS attack....

 

says you're an awful troll, yet comments on your troll post point-by-point.

 

Well well well... It seems as though you have once again, despite your best efforts, become a pawn in one of my rather elaborate ruses, and it seems as though the end result of said ruse has left your state of being of a lesser quality than before you were dealt the card hidden up my sleeve, while being none the wiser! And yes, while it is true that you will eventually recover from this recent turn of events, it remains unclear whether or not your social status on this website will remain at its current level, or if it will take a turn for the worst! After all is said and done, at the end of the day, you will have to accept the fact that you got the short end of the deal! I hold no remorse or regret, for I am and always shall be........ A MASTER RUSEMAN!

 

+1 for the admin intervention... love it when the admins help feed the trolls with me.

the boy clearly needs practice. can i keep commenting and helping him out?

<3 <3 <3

 

i wish i could smoke whatever you're on bro.

 

you take yourself way too serious. I was calling you a joke.

 

Hey faggets,
My name is Steve, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid *** pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any *****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggets who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

 

i realize what your attempt was. i am impressed by your moderating and administrating skills. thats why this forum is so well organized and offers a lot of valuable organized information. youre doing a great job.

and yes, when you deal with military secrets you tend to take things seriously.

 

 

ok, Chelsea.