How to Scale VE tabe for more boost
#21
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I'm getting sick and tired of listening to your ****. You keep pushing me day in and day out, and eventually you'll push me past the point of no return. I don't give a **** who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much ******* pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island.I don't give a **** how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I'll ******* show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. I'm going to run your utility bills up so ******* high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a ******* heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your ******* life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my ******* car out of nowhere and kill you.I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great ******* length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It's too ******* late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced ------. Welcome to hell, population: you.
#22
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oh, man... It really looks like you need some medical attention. Go see a psychiatrist. You are one of those people that will go on a shooting rampage because his toast was burned on one side. And with all those guns you have there in Texas you really should take some anger management classes. You are an angry guy and its not healthy.
but i have to give you credit for pretty interesting story you made there.
but i have to give you credit for pretty interesting story you made there.
#26
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There is one thing we do not tolerate here, and its your ****-poor ------ry coupled with pre-op tranny, trans-gender bullshit that we will not tolerate. Unfortunately I cannot disclose my location because I'm on assignment at the moment, so I can't deal with your bullshit. However, I can assure you that you're only a plane-ride away from making a stylish new coat...but I seriously doubt there will be enough material to wrap around these pythons. I highly suggest you adjust your fucked up, shitty attitude, maybe even consider getting laid for the first time in your life rather than tossing another life-failure into the gym sock your mom bought you in middle school that you're still wearing resulting from remarkably low testosterone, ------. Then, maybe with a little luck your family won't have to release your dental records.
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Jesus christ people. The whole FLAME THE F*CKING N00B OMG stuff gets old (except for hustlers psycho rants, they never get old). We have all been there before, granted he could have searched.
OP, You really need to read the manuals over and over and over until you start to understand the different aspects of the MS and how it works. You might even want to hire someone to give you a base tune to go off of, and tinker from there. Baby steps. You'll blow your **** up for sure if you just go cranking the boost up right away.
<- flame away.
OP, You really need to read the manuals over and over and over until you start to understand the different aspects of the MS and how it works. You might even want to hire someone to give you a base tune to go off of, and tinker from there. Baby steps. You'll blow your **** up for sure if you just go cranking the boost up right away.
<- flame away.
#28
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Jesus christ people. The whole FLAME THE F*CKING N00B OMG stuff gets old (except for hustlers psycho rants, they never get old). We have all been there before, granted he could have searched.
OP, You really need to read the manuals over and over and over until you start to understand the different aspects of the MS and how it works. You might even want to hire someone to give you a base tune to go off of, and tinker from there. Baby steps. You'll blow your **** up for sure if you just go cranking the boost up right away.
<- flame away.
OP, You really need to read the manuals over and over and over until you start to understand the different aspects of the MS and how it works. You might even want to hire someone to give you a base tune to go off of, and tinker from there. Baby steps. You'll blow your **** up for sure if you just go cranking the boost up right away.
<- flame away.
#30
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Jesus christ people. The whole FLAME THE F*CKING N00B OMG stuff gets old (except for hustlers psycho rants, they never get old). We have all been there before, granted he could have searched.
OP, You really need to read the manuals over and over and over until you start to understand the different aspects of the MS and how it works. You might even want to hire someone to give you a base tune to go off of, and tinker from there. Baby steps. You'll blow your **** up for sure if you just go cranking the boost up right away.
<- flame away.
OP, You really need to read the manuals over and over and over until you start to understand the different aspects of the MS and how it works. You might even want to hire someone to give you a base tune to go off of, and tinker from there. Baby steps. You'll blow your **** up for sure if you just go cranking the boost up right away.
<- flame away.
I just don't have the energy to be as creative with my work schedule lately.
There is one thing we do not tolerate here, and its your ****-poor ------ry coupled with pre-op tranny, trans-gender bullshit that we will not tolerate. Unfortunately I cannot disclose my location because I'm on assignment at the moment, so I can't deal with your bullshit. However, I can assure you that you're only a plane-ride away from making a stylish new coat...but I seriously doubt there will be enough material to wrap around these pythons. I highly suggest you adjust your fucked up, shitty attitude, maybe even consider getting laid for the first time in your life rather than tossing another life-failure into the gym sock your mom bought you in middle school that you're still wearing resulting from remarkably low testosterone, ------. Then, maybe with a little luck your family won't have to release your dental records.
There is one thing we do not tolerate here, and its your ****-poor ------ry coupled with pre-op tranny, trans-gender bullshit that we will not tolerate. Unfortunately I cannot disclose my location because I'm on assignment at the moment, so I can't deal with your bullshit. However, I can assure you that you're only a plane-ride away from making a stylish new coat...but I seriously doubt there will be enough material to wrap around these pythons. I highly suggest you adjust your fucked up, shitty attitude, maybe even consider getting laid for the first time in your life rather than tossing another life-failure into the gym sock your mom bought you in middle school that you're still wearing resulting from remarkably low testosterone, ------. Then, maybe with a little luck your family won't have to release your dental records.
#34
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If Hustler showed up at your house you'd be leaving in zip-lock bags.
Most noobs just don't know any better when they come here. You on the other hand are just too ******* lazy to press the search button or you know, Use google...
Here, I'll help:
http://tinyurl.com/c77fja
That link will give you all the info you need for megasquirt VE Scaling..
#35
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If Hustler showed up at your house you'd be leaving in zip-lock bags.
Most noobs just don't know any better when they come here. You on the other hand are just too ******* lazy to press the search button or you know, Use google...
Here, I'll help:
Let me google that for you
That link will give you all the info you need for megasquirt VE Scaling..
Oh, that helped so much... not.
So much for being welcoming. And if that dipshit is being all tough and **** online it just shows how immature he is. Gosh, internet forums are just sad. why cant people just be nice to people who ask questions, even stupid questions.
No you just have to be all tough and show that you know more than noobs do, but really just because you have 8000 posts does not mean ****.
and yeah
#36
Because, contrary to popular belief, we don't sit around in front of our dual monitor setups with our PM inbox open waiting, just waiting, to answer EVERYONE'S questions as SOON as they post them like some turbonewb tech support line.
We are here to help those that atleast try to help themselves. Do some searching, figure what you can out, post back asking for more explanation, clarification, or just a confirmation on what you think is right. Be prepared for a flogging anyways.
Think of it like a marathon. Have you seen those folks that stand on the side of the road handing water to the runners? They're not paid to be there, they volunteer to give a measly 4oz of hydration to someone that is putting forth incredible effort to reach a goal.
We are the gatorade table people. You are the runner. Now put your ****** sneakers on and find the search button.
People like you make them that way.
#37
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Oh, that helped so much... not.
So much for being welcoming. And if that dipshit is being all tough and **** online it just shows how immature he is. Gosh, internet forums are just sad. why cant people just be nice to people who ask questions, even stupid questions.
No you just have to be all tough and show that you know more than noobs do, but really just because you have 8000 posts does not mean ****.
and yeah
So much for being welcoming. And if that dipshit is being all tough and **** online it just shows how immature he is. Gosh, internet forums are just sad. why cant people just be nice to people who ask questions, even stupid questions.
No you just have to be all tough and show that you know more than noobs do, but really just because you have 8000 posts does not mean ****.
and yeah
You're going to get nowhere if you expect you can just be lazy and have someone hand it all to you. Why not just pay someone to do it for you if you've got no ambition to actually get off your lazy ******* *** and do something for yourself.
Take it, or leave it. Nobody cares to help someone who won't help their self.
#38
Because, contrary to popular belief, we don't sit around in front of our dual monitor setups with our PM inbox open waiting, just waiting, to answer EVERYONE'S questions as SOON as they post them like some turbonewb tech support line.
We are here to help those that atleast try to help themselves. Do some searching, figure what you can out, post back asking for more explanation, clarification, or just a confirmation on what you think is right. Be prepared for a flogging anyways.
Think of it like a marathon. Have you seen those folks that stand on the side of the road handing water to the runners? They're not paid to be there, they volunteer to give a measly 4oz of hydration to someone that is putting forth incredible effort to reach a goal.
We are the gatorade table people. You are the runner. Now put your ****** sneakers on and find the search button.
We are here to help those that atleast try to help themselves. Do some searching, figure what you can out, post back asking for more explanation, clarification, or just a confirmation on what you think is right. Be prepared for a flogging anyways.
Think of it like a marathon. Have you seen those folks that stand on the side of the road handing water to the runners? They're not paid to be there, they volunteer to give a measly 4oz of hydration to someone that is putting forth incredible effort to reach a goal.
We are the gatorade table people. You are the runner. Now put your ****** sneakers on and find the search button.
#39
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Because, contrary to popular belief, we don't sit around in front of our dual monitor setups with our PM inbox open waiting, just waiting, to answer EVERYONE'S questions as SOON as they post them like some turbonewb tech support line.
We are here to help those that atleast try to help themselves. Do some searching, figure what you can out, post back asking for more explanation, clarification, or just a confirmation on what you think is right. Be prepared for a flogging anyways.
Think of it like a marathon. Have you seen those folks that stand on the side of the road handing water to the runners? They're not paid to be there, they volunteer to give a measly 4oz of hydration to someone that is putting forth incredible effort to reach a goal.
We are the gatorade table people. You are the runner. Now put your ****** sneakers on and find the search button.
We are here to help those that atleast try to help themselves. Do some searching, figure what you can out, post back asking for more explanation, clarification, or just a confirmation on what you think is right. Be prepared for a flogging anyways.
Think of it like a marathon. Have you seen those folks that stand on the side of the road handing water to the runners? They're not paid to be there, they volunteer to give a measly 4oz of hydration to someone that is putting forth incredible effort to reach a goal.
We are the gatorade table people. You are the runner. Now put your ****** sneakers on and find the search button.
#40
...Think of it like a marathon. Have you seen those folks that stand on the side of the road handing water to the runners? They're not paid to be there, they volunteer to give a measly 4oz of hydration to someone that is putting forth incredible effort to reach a goal.
We are the gatorade table people. You are the runner. Now put your ****** sneakers on and find the search button.
We are the gatorade table people. You are the runner. Now put your ****** sneakers on and find the search button.
So.... when I install the MS I bought from Brain, cut me some slack, as much research as I have done, I'm sure I will ask some stupid questions too