That's what it looks like!!! I just can't see triming anything other than the aftermarket bumper. Thanks for being "the man" and uploading a helpful pic!

 

Smash the bitch!

Then send us all a piece. It would be super cute.

 

were u located

 

Yes OP. Were you located? If so, we need to get you back into witness protection. ASAP.

 

I'll paypal you a dollar as a gift to back over it.

 

I'm sure GayForeva will let anyone borrow his sawzall to trim the plastic bumper support. It takes about 2 minutes to trim it.

If you're going to destroy it, don't do something ghey and lame like running over it with a truck...do something epic like tossing it on some railroad tracks.

 

I have an idea!

Lay it out in the street, then get in the truck and floor it toward the bumper. Once your about 20' away, cut the wheel hard as **** to the left and roll that **** over the bumper.

That would be awesome as ****!

 

if we get drunk enough, can we try?

 

You can do whatever you want.

As far as location, look up Cabela's in Hamburg, PA. I live about 5 minutes from there.

 

I PMed you. But if have to I'll drive the 3 hours from DC this weekend

 

where are y ou located, i dont want the bumper but im down to down brew!

 

In for the smashing

 

Of your cornhole by the long dong of mt.net?

 

I'm local enough.

I can drive up on saturday and


TAKE VIDEOS OF YOU CRUSHING IT

 

That is a negative, I will be up Saturday with my friend picking it up.

 

It is promised to you guys. I'm glad someone will be getting use out of this.

 

GOD DAMMIT YOU FUCKFACE!!!

Would a PayPal payment of say.....$100 ensure smashing it?

 

I don't know about "smashing" it, but I could possibly make sure it gets used for target practice with my AR-15 and then possibly ran over with a 4 wheeler.

 

******* POO

 

That would be pure awesomeness!

Any interest in setting up a "group buy" on this event? I'm not baller enough to send the full $100 myself for this event, but surely more of us want to see this bumper destroyed.