Why the **** are you so important that everyone here is going to stop what they're doing and spoon feed you?

Buy this **** or I'll take your girlfriend, kick your ***, and drink all of your beer.

 

Way to make an intro dipshit. Come in here and ask a stupid assed question, and then call someone a d-bag. I'll tell you what to do, go to the introdumbassednoob section, so we can further tell you what a shitpickle you are, then cry your way to miata.net where they will cover you up with their 250 dollar tonneau covers and kiss your forehead before you go to sleep while they tell you your ideas are nice and spoon feed you tidbits of useless old fogie turbo info. After they convince you to that a coldside supercharger is more responsive, and power below 2500 rpm matters. You will come crying back, wishing you would have bought a well sorted kit from corky for 1500.

Edit, or buy fustleclucks stuff.

 

Nope.

 

Good old fashioned thread. Brings a tear to my eye.

 

I love this forum

 

Incase the op has not realized yet, we are going to continue to comment on what a ****-*** he is until he wises up and says we are his boosted Miata gods, and he apologizes for his transgressions. Take a hint from Tiger. So your ideal, non fuktard post should go as followes.

Hi, my name is Dumbass. I have actually used the search function and I have found out "X" information about what I am trying to do. I understand that i need correct fueling in addition to the bullshit I am going to buy off ebay. I have 800 dollars to work with, because i just got done swapping a vtec head onto my 94 integra ls with naws. I have yet to cruise your classified section to see if there is any non douche bag remedy to my problem. So, i have found that you think ebay turbo kits are ****, which pile smells less?

P.S. my car only needs more power because it is actually the transformer cocktimus prime, and due to the added robot parts, I need moar boost to counter the weight, so I don't get passed by ubertreehumping prius drivers that have a heavy foot.

 

If you can wait, I'll be selling my GReddy kit with full custom turbo back and ETD manifold in a month or two for $1300. I'll even throw in a "free" FMU.

 

Strictly bolt-on and $800.

I'll sell you my **** for $799.99 shipped. But your lady has to do me $2000 worth of sexual favors.

Welcome to here.

 

I want a twin turbo Z06, 3 bedroom bungalow and a hot Asian girlfriend. Good luck on your quest.

 

I'm pretty sure the only thing you can get for $800 is a party full of blow and gay guys that will give you aids.

 

wtf do you even drive? you do realize that until we know what year your car is we can't even properly misdirect you...

 

I want three hookers, a golf club, and a can of whip cream.

 

 

 

omg i LOL so hard when i scroll down.


search search and search/ wait wait and wait.

 

Start here.. Underdog paid $308 for a brand new turbo and manifold. If you can get a dp built for maybe 300 bucks, buy a used afpr and run with out an intercooler you can do it. Will be very basic but easy to install.
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^^ cool. Now, can anyone tell me how to find someone to build my engine for $800 or less?

 

+1

would like to point out the current tags: aids + blow = turbokit, blow + gays = aids, newb gang banged

 

Jesus you took it easy on him.... Must be having a good day or something.

 

dustinb, where dreams come true. (although I would prefer a 9 iron)

miataturbo.net, where noobs come to die.

What's with this site, for real. Why do so many noobs come on asking for cheap turbo kits so they can be cool. I havn't seen one girl get all up on someone because of there "badass" miata. If you're trying to be all cool go get your dick wet then get a big truck, girls like them better. If you are trying to have fun with your miata and like tinkering and learning turbo stuff, SEARCH and then BUILD your turbo miata. Quit asking for 800 dollar bolt on turbo kits.