I'm almost completely out of extended lower ball joints...a quick search of the shop netted me one spare set. So I'm giving it away.

OK, whoever has the best joke on this thread by Sunday night gets the ELBJ's.

BTW, we opened a NEW forging for the ball joints, with a body that's thicker, a base cap that's beefier, and a ball joint with more available angle. Because race car. ETA is mid-February.

Extended means more negative camber. Negative camber means quicker turn in and more suspension tuning options.


Ball Joint beauty shot?

 

What do you call a camel with three humps?



Pregnant

 

There are 2 types of people:

Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.

 

Begi Fuel Delivery System

 

Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights..........























...like he's a Muslim or something.

 

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbonzo bean on my face.

 

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?









2, but how did they get in there?

 

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

 

A priest is working confessional duty one Saturday afternoon, and suddenly realizes that the huevos rancheros he ate for breakfast isn't agreeing with him. He peeks out the curtain of the confessional booth and spots the janitor nearby. The priest asks him to fill in while he makes a run to answer nature's call, and the janitor agrees. Five minutes later, the priest has not returned, but a young woman enters the other side of the booth. "Bless me father, for I have sinned." The janitor peeks out for the priest, but doesn't see him, so figured, as a devout Catholic himself, that he can handle it. "What is your sin, dear daughter?" "I am so ashamed, last night I gave my boyfriend a *******." The janitor realizes he has never had to ask penance for such an act himself, so he looks outside for help again, and spots an alter boy right next to the confessional booth. "Pssst! Thomas! What does Father O'Reilly give for a *******?" Young Thomas looks at the janitor, shrugs, and replies "Two candy bars and a lollipop."

 

Wait, ELBJs are a car part? I bought that was something I could buy from a Mexican hooker

 

my submission: Hillary Clinton Could Still Become President if Russia Probe Finds Conspiracy Evidence

 

My fiance dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.













After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.













You could say I got off easy.....










I was looking at a 9 month trial and 18 year sentence.

 

BEGI- The answer to the problems you don’t have.

 

Supercharged Miatas

 

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a bottom-dwelling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.

 

A guy walks into a bar.

Ouch!

 

Miataturbo should host a drift event.

 

 

So a priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar, and the bar tender says, what is this? a joke?

 

Cerebral.