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Old 01-19-2018, 01:27 PM   #1
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Default Extended Lower Ball Joints--FREE--for a joke

I'm almost completely out of extended lower ball joints...a quick search of the shop netted me one spare set. So I'm giving it away.

OK, whoever has the best joke on this thread by Sunday night gets the ELBJ's.

BTW, we opened a NEW forging for the ball joints, with a body that's thicker, a base cap that's beefier, and a ball joint with more available angle. Because race car. ETA is mid-February.

Extended means more negative camber. Negative camber means quicker turn in and more suspension tuning options.


Ball Joint beauty shot?

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