I don't know. I buy nice socks too.
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 1078254)
First of all, props. I certainly respect a good rant.
But you haven't solved the riddle, all you've done is assign a name to it. Let's just stipulate that I completely agree with everything you wrote vis-a-vis "The Woman" and her influence on the car-buying process. This does not in any way explain the underlying motivations behind this behavior. In other words, even if we accept that women are, by nature, somehow uniquely inclined towards irrational decision-making when it comes to shopping for an automobile (and I am by NO means satisfied that this is, in fact, true), nothing about this extremely well-written and entertaining block of prose adequately explains to me *why* the sort of rational decision-making processes which are at play in the purchase of everyday commodities such as socks, canned tuna fish and flatscreen TVs go completely out the window when car-buying is involved. $35k for a Camry; check. Heck, it's only a few bucks a month more for the whiz-bang stuff anyway. She's happy; you're happy. Cause/effect, and one of the few in this world where you have total control of it. But there's more to it than access to The HooHah. It's a pride thing too. Fuck if I'm going to have *my* wife, my little princess, rolling in some shitty car. Just wouldn't have it. |
So the truth comes out. It's not Vagina, really, at least not completely. It's Penis.
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On MT its always penis.
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Originally Posted by 18psi
(Post 1078320)
On MT its always penis.
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I'm trying to replace my wife's 305k mi 1998 SUV and she isn't really interested. She has taken great care of it, inside and out, and I've kept it maintained. She likes it and is comfortable with it. We bought it at the dealer-only auction because I knew a guy, for $7800 back in 2002 with 65k miles. It is still worth $2000-2500. That's not a bad return on investment.
We'll probably spend $8-10k on a replacement and try to keep it as long. And for the people who cry about needing new for reliability, we could replace a trans (if it ever needs one) for the price of one monthly payment on a new SUV. |
Originally Posted by sixshooter
(Post 1078401)
I'm trying to replace my wife's 305k mi 1998 SUV and she isn't really interested. She has taken great care of it, inside and out, and I've kept it maintained. She likes it and is comfortable with it. We bought it at the dealer-only auction because I knew a guy, for $7800 back in 2002 with 65k miles. It is still worth $2000-2500. That's not a bad return on investment.
We'll probably spend $8-10k on a replacement and try to keep it as long. And for the people who cry about needing new for reliability, we could replace a trans (if it ever needs one) for the price of one monthly payment on a new SUV. |
Originally Posted by turbofan
(Post 1078666)
Either you're looking at 100k Benz SUV's or you have a line on REALLY cheap transmissions.
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Cheap indeed.
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If you're going to spend $35,000 on fancy amenities anyways, why the hell would you spend that money on a Camry and not
A 385hp Hyundai Equus Ultimate with 16,000 miles on it. |
Or a used Ariel Atom.
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Originally Posted by fooger03
(Post 1079513)
If you're going to spend $35,000 on fancy amenities anyways, why the hell would you spend that money on a Camry and not a 500 HP Mercedes SL600?
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Or 17.5 $2000 miatas
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 1079525)
FTFY.
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Originally Posted by good2go
(Post 1079531)
Having once suffered the ownership of a used V-12 BMW model, I expect there's a pretty darn good reason why that SL has already lost over a 100k in value.
my first instinct was to post something sensible like an M5, but i got carried away by the magic 500 HP number. Besides, a Hyundai? Seriously? That's just embarrassing. As in, it would be bad enough to just own one in the first place, but to admit to your friends that you paid $35k for it, and then have them say "WTF? You could have bought an M5 for that!" would just be more than I could bear. |
Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 1079706)
bear.
And I like the new Genesis Coupe. |
Originally Posted by Lexzar
(Post 1079710)
:giggle:
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 1079721)
Hey, I'm not the one who fully inserted a gerbil's tail into his urethra, secured a zip-tie around the base of the glans to hold the animal firmly in place, and then went parading down the aisle of a Roman-catholic church during Easter mass, naked but for a pair of bejeweled cowboy boots, with a terrified, panicking rodent swinging from the end of his dick.
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nvm
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