Screw you gays, drifting is fun. I was so sideways in an open diff miata on crappy tires at the last auto-x and it was still faster that terminally understeering everywhere. So much slid, little grip, weeeeee.

 

OP is rolling in the dough, but can only afford simple mobile. hahahahah

 

Cash is the currency of the proletariat.

Also: your discount commercial fornicators do not take credit cards.

Here in the 21st century, you just need a few pieces of thin plastic in your wallet. Someone robs YOU and they get all that hard-earned, sweaty money. Someone robs me and I get reimbursed by large corporations in a matter of minutes.

My current experience with actual US currency is the rare occasion I go to Kmart or Big Lots and stand in line for 15 minutes behind some modestly intelligent person counting change and coupons.

The closest that type comes to ***** is eating a can of Fancy Feast for lunch.

 

got nothing on me:

 

In case nobody ever told you, if you ever get a real job you can use direct deposit at a bank instead of Amscot.

 

 

Come to think of it, the only time I use cash is at vending machines and such.

Hey OP, if you want to impress me don't show me pocket change. Show me your mortgage statements.

 

bro don't even. two quarters and a FOREVER stamp!

 

That's the money you could be saving with Geico.

 

Can I show you my student loan bills? Its probably larger than your mortgage. I'm going to go have a cry now.

 

I love how this new guy gets it.

Awesome sir.

 

I use cash to tip people like the OP?

 

The only time I use cash is to buy weed.

Also lol@ all the poor people ITT with mortgages. I'm so baller I bought my house straight up.

 

I'm so baller i prefer to throw my money away on rent.

 

WTF why did you ban this guy? I really wanted to buy one of those wooden ****** he was selling.

 

Slivers bro.

0/10, would not recommend.

 

I assumed by the OP's other posts that he had already tested it and it was rated for aanal.

 

renting is underrated.

 

oh you mean like Rent to bOwn?

 

If you're not using cash to tip you're a dick.