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*opens box and sets aside to inspect contents*
*reaches over less than 30seconds later to retrieve box*
*box mysteriously weighs an additional 10lbs*
*opens box to find this*
They are like frieking magicians. Look away and BAM CAT IN BOX
My cat is now running into my room and jumping into bed to cuddle when my alarm goes off every morning. This is unfair.
Tonight before you go to bed, put a box in the path that your cat runs in the morning. The cat should easily get distracted by said box, leaving you to sleep longer/masterbate.