i came across this asshat on omegle about 10 mins ago, since I cant sleep...
Long conversation, just wasting my time at travis afb until tomorrow.
going to be censored due to
policy, but I trust you have an imagination.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: damn cat
Stranger: lolz wtf are u on
Stranger: smoking to much dak i think hahaha
You: a computer, dumb ***
You: one eyed **** stick
You: touche... im out of names.
Stranger: haha im nt retard
Stranger: i win
You: whats a nt, numb nuts
You: thats right... you failed.
Stranger: i win
You: I win
You: wtf it took you 20 seconds to type hahahahahahakdsljgsdflkgjsdbhdlmgj' h
Stranger: i win be my slave
You: nevARR!!! You have to catch me first!!
You: A wild ***** appears!
Stranger: lolz a wild ***** hahahaha
You: what do you do?
Stranger: why sum1 has to use it ofcoure
Stranger: and since im ur master tht would u ;P
You: hmmm.... but I use the power of LUBE!! I am a slippery fellow
Stranger: haha lube jus helpz go in faster hahahahaha
You: please tell me your a chick... either wise... GHEY!!
Stranger: gawd itz ahmazing hw many ppl cant freaken read
You: anyways... I also have vibro-power!! actually, you never mentioned.
Stranger: vibro power?
Stranger: an ew tht meanz ur a guy right?
You: VERY GOOD
Stranger: and u like vibro power ****** hahahahaha
You: pffft your the one that wantts to master it
Stranger: and yes i did mention try readin my first sentence moron ;P
Stranger: wateva dnt lie haha
You: this is your first sentence, incomplete as it may "lolz wtf are u on"
Stranger: oh well **** meh no wonder why ppl are acting wierd lolz
Stranger: no wait **** omegle
Stranger: itz thier fault ppl aint seein it
You: well at least this chat has been reconized as fail.
Stranger: lolz i guess so fail master
Stranger: an bw way im 19 m an pretty much emo lolz so u can go away an play wif ure ***** nw haha ;P
You: and lets clarify... your gay for wanting a ***** for a slave, and to master... I am a *****, a dick, of which I have, but you still persisted.
You: a smellz a pedobear
Stranger: wtf are u still smoking hahah
Stranger: gawd i want sum of tht **** hahahaha
Stranger: ur **** out of ur mind LMAO
You: actually, im quite sober, in fact I live on an air force base, as military.... as for you, idk...
Stranger: oooooooooh soldier hah wtf are doin on a site like this hahahaha
Stranger: wat a moron
You: I just like to waste time on omegle while waiting for planes to land, so I can unload them
You: soldier would be incorrect, try airman, you uneducated emo ******.
Stranger: not even ur hidin in the cargo hold smokin dak hahaha
Stranger: haha **** u tht was so laame
Stranger: u fail
Stranger: go smoke ur flowers hahaha
You: i fail? where did I fail? you wanted a ***** easily shoved somewhere
Stranger: oh **** u reetard
You: ha! douchebag
Stranger: slutace ***** ****
Stranger: u cant come up wif more namez then meh bitchfuckslut
You: and yet you still make references to penises... ***, dick, *****... must I continue?
You: and wtf is a slutace? is that some made up bullshit that you obviously pulled from your rainbow-laced ***?
Stranger: hahah u fuckass hw long were u plannin tht one haha
You: I planned it while I was typing, so about 10 seconds ago.
Stranger: sure wateva letz add liar on the list of namez
You: you said that already.
Stranger: oh screw u
You: you lose.
Stranger: i win fucktard u lose
You: remember, down the road, not across it
You: and there is choices, look it the box-cutter section at home depot
Stranger: gawd u really need to stop smokin crack
Stranger: lolz no need
Stranger: u ****** moron
You: obviously, since you pussed out and are still living
Stranger: meh tiz harder then u think fuckass
Stranger: wateva like i care wat u think
You: ZOMG HIGH SCHOOL IS SOOO ******* HARD!!
You: Its the pinical of my LIFE
You: WHAT TO DO!!
Stranger: **** u oh look herez another name ASSHOLW
You: THE PAIN
You: IT HURTS!!!
You: nope, its just gas.
Stranger: i still win
You: no, you dont, because your still living
You: you dont ******* know what emo is, no one does, I was a freshman when it started
You: nothing but *****, diluted, washed up, anti-conformist goths.
Stranger: **** u ,u dnt kno ****
You: you want to know why girls dont like you? They dont want to ****** in the relationship
Stranger: lolz who saiz they dnt
Stranger: im fucken hot
Stranger: u *******
You: wow, how dense can you fet
Stranger: bt i dnt give a ****
You: now, the pain is so great, but your self-esteem has led you to believe your some hot ****, quite contradicting, isnt it
Stranger: look at my dailybooth girlz comment all the time i flirt wif them an all tht fucked up **** bt u kno wat I DNT GIV A ****!!
You: your what? its the ******* internet
You: no one cares about you in real life
You: why do you think omegle exist?
You: CAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A ****
Stranger: hah understatement of the year
Stranger: im nt stupid u ****
You: yes, you are
Stranger: wateva im tired of this conversation
You: very very stupid
You: i thought you didnt care
You: you wonder why no one listens to a little whiny bitch like you, its because you cant handle direct contradition, and critisizim
You: and yet the disconnect button is still not clicked... cause you still have a beef with it
You: type type away
You: blah blah blah
You: slow ***
Stranger: lolz ur such an *******
You: remember, im a dick. duh
You: dicks **** over ********, and pussies.
Stranger: ooh ur smart alright
You: jesus christ, grow a pair and do something about it
You: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
You: type type type
Stranger: do sumthing abt WAT! wtf are u on abt
You: if your life hurts soooooooo ******* bad, why isnt it ended yet?
You: stop the pain, right?
Stranger: oh haha i c
Stranger: no i getcha
You: and before you tell me I dont know ****, why dont you enlighten me a bit, what does "emo" mean to you
You: fyi, life is how you live it. its not a ******* chore
Stranger: gawd ur soo ****** anoyinf like fucken srsly
You: srsly... liek omg... jebus
Stranger: u kno wat why the **** are u still here
You: because you still havent disconnected you stupid ****
You: im enjoying my time
You: I enjoy my life, hard as it may be, I survived hs, have a wife, and a newborn girl, I am the complete opposite to you
You: and at the age of 22!! like, OMG
Stranger: haha u pedofile ****
You: do you file pedos? learn to spell, thats what school is for
Stranger: wow tht was lame
You: lameness for lame people
Stranger: lame ness for ur lame life
Stranger: haha ur wofe is probably heat on an annoyin **** like you hahah
You: I used to listen to hawthorne heights, but I bet you dont know who those whiny *** dumbasses are, do you
You: a wofe?
Stranger: ie shes ****** ur bestie hhahahahahhaha
Stranger: u lame *** motherfucken ********
You: I am suprised I understood the converstion thus far
Stranger: im suprise ure still maried hahahahaha
You: I am suprised your still alive HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAOFHdofsafgjhfgj
Stranger: haha u fuckface jus contraicted urself hahaha
You: fail hard.
Stranger: u said i didnt have the gutz so whay are u suprised im alive hahahahah
Stranger: COMPLETE FAIL!!!
You: I am on 4 hours of sleep, whats your damn excuse... oh wait, no education
Stranger: u ****** retard go **** yah mum haha
You: mum? are we british now?
Stranger: oh no wait to late hahaha
Stranger: bt itz alright cause ur family are fucken whorez haha like talkin to meh nw (:
You: hey dumb ****, the reason I said I am suprised, is because you still dont have the ***** to separate from this conversation
Stranger: yea didnt think so
You: didnt think? think what? you dont even think what you are about to say
You: you go on a typing fury of stupid
Stranger: u probably wake up after ****** sum1 and the first thin they say to you is "sum family reunion huh? " hahahahaha
Stranger: ur mothers waitinfg for yah
You: what? that makes no sense... jesus, your grammar is worse than I thought
You: my moms dead, but I dont give a ****
Stranger: wateva sure she
You: have you noticed i am taking direct stabs at you, and all you can do is petty childish banter name calling of family members
Stranger: point being moron
Stranger: oh i kno itz tht you ant ur family are fucken hoez
You: hoez? wtf is that
Stranger: oooh bnice life
You: you waste more time typing like a *** than actually spelling
Stranger: stop playin wif ure little cousin pedo freak haha
Stranger: stop ****** ur mum hahaha
Stranger: dead my *** hahaha
You: oh no, what to do, the emo is still saying old lame retarded comebacks that died off in the 6th grade
Stranger: haha ur obviously american sick ****
You: and your teeth is probably more fucked up than your emo wrists
Stranger: tht dosent even make since
You: of course not, because your a queef
Stranger: okay then so when did your muma die then hmmmmmmmm
You: jan, 26th, 1997
You: car accident over donner summit, on I80.. in between Reno NV and Sacromento CA
Stranger: wateva ud be **** like wat nine
Stranger: besides whoz funken fault was tht
You: I mentioned my age already, god dammit your sooo ******* stupid
Stranger: weell **** me for nt givin a **** about hw old u are
You: I can tell you the last four of my american SS# and you still would ask for it later
You: you care now
You: you asked
Stranger: lolz thtz why u dnt speed stupid bitch
You: try 65mph over black ice
You: the honda could only reach 65 due to goverment standards of company vehicles
You: at least her pain was eased at the hospital, and still died... what does that say about you?
You: it sounds to me that you like life a lil to much to let go of sooo much painnnnn
You: PAIN! OMG
You: you know, the disconnect is just...
You: VVV there...
Stranger: anyway wateva i may be mean but im nt tht mean well i try nt 2be if your mother really is dead then im sorry, my mother was murdered 3 years ago, yes i am gay been hinding it all my life and i regret her nt knowing i dnt really care wat u think bt yea im gunna go nw
You: my brother is a *** to, no joke true story... I have nothing against gays.
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oh and things I did lie about, but pulled out of my *** within 10 seconds...
-age (im 21)