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Old 08-09-2010, 04:45 PM   #2361
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Ok, thread steer time:

Want to really confuse the hell out of yourself? Watch the Family Guy season 8 finale "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side", and then, immediately afterwards, watch "The Empire Strikes Back."


(It's true, by the way- Lando actually is wearing Han's clothes in that last scene.)
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Yesssss, this is what i've been waiting for:

http://www.proautosports.com/forms/p...K%20MIATA1.pdf

Super cheap class local to me. Awesome.
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Yesssss, this is what i've been waiting for:

http://www.proautosports.com/forms/p...K%20MIATA1.pdf

Super cheap class local to me. Awesome.
I like that! Rules that fit on a single page! I'm often very intimidated by most rules that take up 100 page booklets. Ends up being too damn complicated and scares me away from participating. Sounds like a fun and easy series to mess around in.
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I like that! Rules that fit on a single page! I'm often very intimidated by most rules that take up 100 page booklets. Ends up being too damn complicated and scares me away from participating. Sounds like a fun and easy series to mess around in.
Yes, a grand total of 12 rules. Awesome.

So, pull out some stuff, non-adjustable shocks, springs, rollbars, some tires, new filter, fluid, pads... and that's it, other than safety stuff.

Damn. Off to craigslist for cheap miatas...
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I like that! Rules that fit on a single page! I'm often very intimidated by most rules that take up 100 page booklets. Ends up being too damn complicated and scares me away from participating. Sounds like a fun and easy series to mess around in.
Word. Although, most Manufacturer Class races are like that.
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Ok, thread steer time:

Want to really confuse the hell out of yourself? Watch the Family Guy season 8 finale "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side", and then, immediately afterwards, watch "The Empire Strikes Back."


(It's true, by the way- Lando actually is wearing Han's clothes in that last scene.)

i just watched that last night...why is it confusing?
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Old 08-09-2010, 06:32 PM   #2368
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i just watched that last night...why is it confusing?
Because for the whole first half of the movie (particularly on Hoth) I kept expecting the characters to do/say what they did in the Family Guy version, and thought Kenobi was a pedophile.
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Because for the whole first half of the movie (particularly on Hoth) I kept expecting the characters to do/say what they did in the Family Guy version, and thought Kenobi was a pedophile.
Bah ha ha ha ha. That's awesome. I'm gonna have to do this, since I have the Collector's Edition of Star Wars in the Gold Box... VHS. LOL!! Don't hate, a lot of you bastards probably have the same thing!
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and thought Kenobi was a pedophile.
Let me see... some old guy who charms young boys, takes them away from their families, brings them to a strange place so he can show them the dark side while sword fighting.

The only thing he's missing is a '72 Dodge van and his pedophilia will be complete.

You may be on to something, Joe.
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Old 08-10-2010, 12:09 AM   #2371
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A comprehensive list of everything I hate about cats:
They're:
1. Sadistic
2. Unappreciative
3. Vicious
4. Stupid
5. Insane

You can't:
1. Train them (Well, to an extent you can train dogs)
2. Play with them
3. Sleep with them

They:
1. Bite you
2. Attack you in the middle of the night
3. Poop on the floor
4. Plot your death
5. Suck

If you have a cat you:
1. Have no friends
2. Are a shut-in
3. Derp!

In conclusion:
Dogs > Fish > Reptiles > Rocks > Cats.

Jus' sayin'... Though I would own a cat, lol
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Old 08-10-2010, 12:11 AM   #2372
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Cats are hilariously awesome
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Old 08-10-2010, 12:27 AM   #2373
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Derp!
If you are mean to your dog he will cower and beg for your love. If you are mean to your cat he will walk out on you and only come back if you make offerings to his lordship.

Do you need to be adored or can you handle a give and take relationship? I think that is the question.
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A comprehensive list of everything I hate about cats:
They're:
1. Sadistic
2. Unappreciative
3. Vicious
4. Stupid
5. Insane

You can't:
1. Train them (Well, to an extent you can train dogs)
2. Play with them
3. Sleep with them

They:
1. Bite you
2. Attack you in the middle of the night
3. Poop on the floor
4. Plot your death
5. Suck

If you have a cat you:
1. Have no friends
2. Are a shut-in
3. Derp!

In conclusion:
Dogs > Fish > Reptiles > Rocks > Cats.

Jus' sayin'... Though I would own a cat, lol
You complain about these things, yet you keep coming back to this forum.

Teehee, you sleep with dogs. Actually, my cat does spoon with me.
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Old 08-10-2010, 12:41 AM   #2375
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A comprehensive list of everything I hate about cats:
They're:
1. Sadistic
2. Unappreciative
3. Vicious
4. Stupid
5. Insane

You can't:
1. Train them (Well, to an extent you can train dogs)
2. Play with them
3. Sleep with them

They:
1. Bite you
2. Attack you in the middle of the night
3. Poop on the floor
4. Plot your death
5. Suck

If you have a cat you:
1. Have no friends
2. Are a shut-in
3. Derp!

In conclusion:
Dogs > Fish > Reptiles > Rocks > Cats.

Jus' sayin'... Though I would own a cat, lol
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Old 08-10-2010, 06:36 AM   #2377
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And they say an elephant never forgets... a cat never forgets. I swear my cat used to pay me back for stuff I did months earlier. He was a smart little bastard. Then I moved out and left him with my mom and he ran away and would come back every now and then to take offerings of food and his at my mom when she tried to pet him. I guess he was pissed at being abandoned by me. best cat I ever owned, I miss the little ****. The only cat I ever had that was social and would sit in my lap, on my table or keyboard, and jump into my bed at night and lay on my stomach.
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Dogs= domesticated and rely on you
cats= meerly coexist with humans.

I love the fact that I can leave the house for 5 days and all I have to do is throw down a couple extra food bowls and a big *** water bowl, and leave fresh litter. Who can leave a dog for 5 days adn not come back to a torn up, **** in house? Yeah.
Cats are self cleaning and generally never need a trip to the groomer...or the garden hose (thought taking them in the shower is comic relief).
Catnip rules....I grow my own and it's far more potent than anything brought in the store.
Cats don't pant in your face.
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A comprehensive list of everything I hate about cats:
They're:
1. Sadistic
2. Unappreciative
3. Vicious
4. Stupid
5. Insane

You can't:
1. Train them (Well, to an extent you can train dogs)
2. Play with them
3. Sleep with them

They:
1. Bite you
2. Attack you in the middle of the night
3. Poop on the floor
4. Plot your death
5. Suck

If you have a cat you:
1. Have no friends
2. Are a shut-in
3. Derp!

In conclusion:
Dogs > Fish > Reptiles > Rocks > Cats.

Jus' sayin'... Though I would own a cat, lol

so many untruths in this post. for that I give you:


Ms. BAGGY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!




and Mr. KITTY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I hate cats. If I pet them my hands swell up. If I smell them my sinuses clog like a tampon in a bloody vagina. If for some reason I touch my face then it puffs up and I can't see. ******' cats.
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