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Old 06-10-2011, 12:09 PM
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Insecure and need constant reassurance. Women also talk way too much and much more than men. My buddy Gary (who some of you have met) recently told a girl he was dating, "You don't have to keep talking all the time just because you have a mouth." It was a quiet ride home from that point onward. I didn't realize it was that easy.
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/\ Friday and page 420... 'nuff said.
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Originally Posted by sixshooter
Insecure and need constant reassurance. Women also talk way too much and much more than men. My buddy Gary (who some of you have met) recently told a girl he was dating, "You don't have to keep talking all the time just because you have a mouth." It was a quiet ride home from that point onward. I didn't realize it was that easy.
Unless they were on a motorcycle, there's no reason her mouth should have been doing anything but making his dong disappear.
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Originally Posted by Machismo
/\ Friday and page 420... 'nuff said.
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Old 06-10-2011, 02:57 PM
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what?! yes! i still have 4 days to wait dont i?
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Old 06-10-2011, 09:20 PM
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I never liked Duke Nukem. Overrated, just like this one will be.
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Getout. Duke Nukem is awesome.
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I have my doubts about it.
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Old 06-10-2011, 10:27 PM
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Hell yes! Tomorrow I get to go buy my new tools and box. Nothing like spending your entire paycheck in one store.

On a side note, I'm quite sure I ate some bad eel in my sushi earlier. My stomach is feeling a bit fucked up...
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Old 06-13-2011, 10:44 AM
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Is your *** a leaf blower, bro?
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Excerpt from my glorious Facebook page.
to all the people that agree with capitalism and are religious...
I have come to believe that there is no getting around the fact that capitalism is opposite everything that Jesus (and Moses and Mohammed and Buddha) taught. All the great religions are clear about one thing: It is evil to take the majority of the pie and leave what’s left for everyone to fight over.

Jesus said that the rich man would have a very hard time getting into heaven. He told us that we had to be our brother’s and sister’s keepers and that the riches that did exist were to be divided fairly.
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So, you're saying Jesus was a communist?



Just one more reason for me to ignore the bible.
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Word
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apparently rharris19 is pulling up behind a BMW, an Audi, and a honda at an airport.

Miss dialed my cell. Silly man.
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Originally Posted by buffon01
Word
Actually, this is the Word:

6 Now we command you, brothers, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that you keep away from any brother who is walking in idleness and not in accord with the tradition that you received from us. 7 For you yourselves know how you ought to imitate us, because we were not idle when we were with you, 8 nor did we eat anyone’s bread without paying for it, but with toil and labor we worked night and day, that we might not be a burden to any of you. 9 It was not because we do not have that right, but to give you in ourselves an example to imitate. 10 For even when we were with you, we would give you this command: If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat. 11 For we hear that some among you walk in idleness, not busy at work, but busybodies. 12 Now such persons we command and encourage in the Lord Jesus Christ to do their work quietly and to earn their own living.
2 Thessalonians 3:6-12 ESV

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Old 06-14-2011, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by God
If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat.
Quoted for emphasis.
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"He who will not work, neither shall he eat," quoted for my preferred translation.
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