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Old 09-29-2011, 09:28 PM   #9781
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Pushy finally discovered he's a power bottom?
lol, not when Ron Jermey is around, he turns into a twink real quick.
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Old 09-29-2011, 11:23 PM   #9782
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Old 09-29-2011, 11:24 PM   #9783
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Do you have any pictures of you with Ron Jermey?
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Old 09-29-2011, 11:49 PM   #9784
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I didn't take any with my phone but a friend took a whole bunch.

Here he is standing on the bar and YES, those are sweat pants:

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Old 09-29-2011, 11:49 PM   #9785
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Why did I ******* do that!? I just had to go on Youtube and watch an old 9/11 truther video, the two Loose Change douches vs the Popular Mechanics guys. I had finally let the anger over these stupid truther douches die, but now it's back. I get so ******* irritated listening to them try to explain some of this ****, andi t makes no goddamn sense. Then the whole time you can hear them snickering and laughing through the mics while the other guys are being respectful and taking their turn to talk.
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Old 09-30-2011, 12:35 AM   #9786
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Am I the only one who finds it difficult to resist the temptation, when attending the wedding of a woman whom you used to date, of saying to the groom "Every time you kiss her, just remember- my dick's been in that mouth," knowing that no matter how hard he trys, he will never, ever be able to erase that picture from his mind?
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Old 09-30-2011, 12:39 AM   #9787
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Am I the only one who finds it difficult to resist the temptation, when attending the wedding of a woman whom you used to date, of saying to the groom "Every time you kiss her, just remember- my dick's been in that mouth," knowing that no matter how hard he trys, he will never, ever be able to erase that picture from his mind?
You're an evil man... yet, so am I.
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Old 09-30-2011, 02:10 AM   #9788
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I think it's incredibly weird and awkward that somebody would invite his/her ex to there wedding. If I where you Joe, I'd pick up an obviously younger and better looking female as your +1.
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Old 09-30-2011, 04:36 AM   #9789
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Am I the only one who finds it difficult to resist the temptation, when attending the wedding of a woman whom you used to date, of saying to the groom "Every time you kiss her, just remember- my dick's been in that mouth," knowing that no matter how hard he trys, he will never, ever be able to erase that picture from his mind?
Doesn't bother me. I would not want her to hold me to that same standard.
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Old 09-30-2011, 05:08 AM   #9790
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Doesn't bother me. I would not want her to hold me to that same standard.
Of...having another man's dick in your mouth?
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Sounds like you want to get your *** kicked at every wedding you attend.
At some point any woman you've spoken to, had another man's dick in her mouth,cooter, ***, hands. Even the jail bait these days have been raped/molested by their uncles and step dads, so how about you think about every girl you kiss having old man ***** slapping their lips then kissing yours.

Makes you harder than a 5th order differential equation written in braille, doesnt it??
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:33 AM   #9792
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Old 09-30-2011, 12:06 PM   #9793
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Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

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Old 09-30-2011, 12:09 PM   #9794
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Old 09-30-2011, 12:21 PM   #9795
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Thanks for reminding me about this video.

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Old 09-30-2011, 01:28 PM   #9796
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Sounds like you want to get your *** kicked at every wedding you attend.
At some point any woman you've spoken to, had another man's dick in her mouth,cooter, ***, hands. Even the jail bait these days have been raped/molested by their uncles and step dads, so how about you think about every girl you kiss having old man ***** slapping their lips then kissing yours.

Makes you harder than a 5th order differential equation written in braille, doesnt it??
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Old 09-30-2011, 01:39 PM   #9797
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Of...having another man's dick in your mouth?
no, of holding my past hook-ups against me. I don't suck dicks, maybe you do.
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Old 09-30-2011, 01:40 PM   #9798
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Yeah, pusha told me this through txt; no homo. true story.
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Old 09-30-2011, 01:41 PM   #9799
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Uhm, ok. I'm just going to say if you've ever had your ***** slap a girls lips when she is giving you head then your dick is too short.
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Old 09-30-2011, 01:47 PM   #9800
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i thought pusha was offering services, but it turns out I was wrong. true story.
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