How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
Why did I ******* do that!? I just had to go on Youtube and watch an old 9/11 truther video, the two Loose Change douches vs the Popular Mechanics guys. I had finally let the anger over these stupid truther douches die, but now it's back. I get so ******* irritated listening to them try to explain some of this ****, andi t makes no goddamn sense. Then the whole time you can hear them snickering and laughing through the mics while the other guys are being respectful and taking their turn to talk. 
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Am I the only one who finds it difficult to resist the temptation, when attending the wedding of a woman whom you used to date, of saying to the groom "Every time you kiss her, just remember- my dick's been in that mouth," knowing that no matter how hard he trys, he will never, ever be able to erase that picture from his mind?
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Am I the only one who finds it difficult to resist the temptation, when attending the wedding of a woman whom you used to date, of saying to the groom "Every time you kiss her, just remember- my dick's been in that mouth," knowing that no matter how hard he trys, he will never, ever be able to erase that picture from his mind?
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I think it's incredibly weird and awkward that somebody would invite his/her ex to there wedding. If I where you Joe, I'd pick up an obviously younger and better looking female as your +1.
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Am I the only one who finds it difficult to resist the temptation, when attending the wedding of a woman whom you used to date, of saying to the groom "Every time you kiss her, just remember- my dick's been in that mouth," knowing that no matter how hard he trys, he will never, ever be able to erase that picture from his mind?
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Sounds like you want to get your *** kicked at every wedding you attend.
At some point any woman you've spoken to, had another man's dick in her mouth,cooter, ***, hands. Even the jail bait these days have been raped/molested by their uncles and step dads, so how about you think about every girl you kiss having old man ***** slapping their lips then kissing yours.
Makes you harder than a 5th order differential equation written in braille, doesnt it??
At some point any woman you've spoken to, had another man's dick in her mouth,cooter, ***, hands. Even the jail bait these days have been raped/molested by their uncles and step dads, so how about you think about every girl you kiss having old man ***** slapping their lips then kissing yours.
Makes you harder than a 5th order differential equation written in braille, doesnt it??
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Sounds like you want to get your *** kicked at every wedding you attend.
At some point any woman you've spoken to, had another man's dick in her mouth,cooter, ***, hands. Even the jail bait these days have been raped/molested by their uncles and step dads, so how about you think about every girl you kiss having old man ***** slapping their lips then kissing yours.
Makes you harder than a 5th order differential equation written in braille, doesnt it??
At some point any woman you've spoken to, had another man's dick in her mouth,cooter, ***, hands. Even the jail bait these days have been raped/molested by their uncles and step dads, so how about you think about every girl you kiss having old man ***** slapping their lips then kissing yours.
Makes you harder than a 5th order differential equation written in braille, doesnt it??
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