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Old 06-27-2012, 10:00 AM   #13141
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Oh how I miss that Hustler ^
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Old 06-27-2012, 11:13 AM   #13142
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Dude, you and I touched wieners that night. Frankly, I'm little upset that you're not seeing through my sarcasm these days. Don't forget that I'm the guy who ran a gay bar for a couple years. I've been to the Castro, I've hung out in the bars, I've laughed at the trannies and dudes riding unicycles wearing jock-straps...I went looking for love, I found a new kind of kink.
I knew you ran a bar

I didn't know you ran a bar with a glory hole under it.
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Old 06-27-2012, 04:16 PM   #13143
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Just came to a realization. There are no funny female comedians. I'm trying to figure out what this says about women, or about men (or me).
In the approximate words of PJ O'Rourke -

When a handful of your abdominal tissue is the only thing that stands between mankind and the fate of the Pterodactyl, nothing in life is a laughing matter.
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Old 06-27-2012, 04:24 PM   #13144
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At work today we tried to get the ups guy to do a burnout in the big delivery truck, he attempted but the truck couldnt do it. probably one of the funniest things i have ever seen though.
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Old 06-27-2012, 04:24 PM   #13145
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no vids?
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Old 06-27-2012, 04:30 PM   #13146
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no we are all worthless because we no take video.
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Old 06-27-2012, 04:32 PM   #13147
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sounds right.
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Old 06-27-2012, 04:38 PM   #13148
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After spending the week ------- with Oracle Database 11g I finally got it installed and semi working. I can no say I have had a productive day. Now to just go home and pull my motor and hope my new oil pump is in.
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:26 PM   #13149
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Bought a growler... errr. *refilled my growler about 5 hours ago.

Drunk now.

Feels good.
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:44 PM   #13150
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got the prosport gauge hooked up to the lc-1 and i works. my gauges match again
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Old 06-27-2012, 10:21 PM   #13151
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Old 06-28-2012, 02:32 AM   #13152
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At work today we tried to get the ups guy to do a burnout in the big delivery truck, he attempted but the truck couldnt do it. probably one of the funniest things i have ever seen though.
I got your envelope today. I say "envelope" because that's all that was in the USPS body-bag of destroyed mail. Thanks for trying, lol.
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Old 06-28-2012, 03:39 AM   #13153
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Bought a growler... errr. *refilled my growler about 5 hours ago.

Drunk now.

Feels good.
I have now hit the nitro tap of 7.5% imperial red 5 times. Drunk now. Feel good. Two of the three growlers I have not used in 7 years in the glass recycling bin at the curb. The third is simply too badass to recycle.
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Old 06-28-2012, 03:59 AM   #13154
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After spending the week ------- with Oracle Database 11g I finally got it installed and semi working. I can no say I have had a productive day. Now to just go home and pull my motor and hope my new oil pump is in.
Looking forward to another Sr. System Administrator day of sweet $8/hr north carolina nectar? Sorry, Sr. Oracle DBA $8/hr. When your clearance comes through I will give you a job in DC for $9/hr and you can pull my motor on weekends



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Old 06-28-2012, 04:08 AM   #13155
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And good fukking god I remmeber when I first installed oracle in 1999.

The oracle admin handed me an "oracle cookbook" which was 60 pages of step by step instructions. On solaris.. back when sun pwned the datacenter.

Of course, our oracle admin was joe perez sized. jolly feller, just like joe. he always wore a red shirt. he also made what was it. $80/hr i think. whee. my coworkers were absolutely shocked and terrified when they realized the mercedez benz in the parking lot with the license plate SATAN was mine. the end
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Old 06-28-2012, 04:08 AM   #13156
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damn that story sucked
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I would add something, but that about sums it up.
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I got your envelope today. I say "envelope" because that's all that was in the USPS body-bag of destroyed mail. Thanks for trying, lol.
Are you being serious bro, it took that long to get from Ohio to Texas. I think I could have walked it to you faster. And they fucked it up and lost the bolts that were inside. Stupid ------- post office
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Are you being serious bro, it took that long to get from Ohio to Texas. I think I could have walked it to you faster. And they fucked it up and lost the bolts that were inside. Stupid ------- post office
foiled by the autosorter! I hope you didn't mail them like you do a letter.
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You sent bolts in an envelope?

At least you should have used a padded one, it could still go first class if under 13oz.
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