How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
Joined: Jun 2005
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From: Fake Virginia
Dude, you and I touched wieners that night. Frankly, I'm little upset that you're not seeing through my sarcasm these days. Don't forget that I'm the guy who ran a gay bar for a couple years. I've been to the Castro, I've hung out in the bars, I've laughed at the trannies and dudes riding unicycles wearing jock-straps...I went looking for love, I found a new kind of kink.
I didn't know you ran a bar with a glory hole under it.
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Joined: Jan 2007
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From: Round Pond, ME
When a handful of your abdominal tissue is the only thing that stands between mankind and the fate of the Pterodactyl, nothing in life is a laughing matter.
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At work today we tried to get the ups guy to do a burnout in the big delivery truck, he attempted but the truck couldnt do it. probably one of the funniest things i have ever seen though.
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After spending the week ------- with Oracle Database 11g I finally got it installed and semi working. I can no say I have had a productive day. Now to just go home and pull my motor and hope my new oil pump is in.
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Joined: Jun 2006
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From: Republic of Dallas
I got your envelope today. I say "envelope" because that's all that was in the USPS body-bag of destroyed mail. Thanks for trying, lol.
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I have now hit the nitro tap of 7.5% imperial red 5 times. Drunk now. Feel good. Two of the three growlers I have not used in 7 years in the glass recycling bin at the curb. The third is simply too badass to recycle.
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Also
Faeflolra is
ENFP bitjses
How did i know that vash was infj. I used to be infj and then i got brain surgery and become a man
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And good fukking god I remmeber when I first installed oracle in 1999.
The oracle admin handed me an "oracle cookbook" which was 60 pages of step by step instructions. On solaris.. back when sun pwned the datacenter.
Of course, our oracle admin was joe perez sized. jolly feller, just like joe. he always wore a red shirt. he also made what was it. $80/hr i think. whee. my coworkers were absolutely shocked and terrified when they realized the mercedez benz in the parking lot with the license plate SATAN was mine. the end
The oracle admin handed me an "oracle cookbook" which was 60 pages of step by step instructions. On solaris.. back when sun pwned the datacenter.
Of course, our oracle admin was joe perez sized. jolly feller, just like joe. he always wore a red shirt. he also made what was it. $80/hr i think. whee. my coworkers were absolutely shocked and terrified when they realized the mercedez benz in the parking lot with the license plate SATAN was mine. the end
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Are you being serious bro, it took that long to get from Ohio to Texas. I think I could have walked it to you faster. And they fucked it up and lost the bolts that were inside. Stupid ------- post office
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Joined: Jun 2005
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From: Fake Virginia
foiled by the autosorter! I hope you didn't mail them like you do a letter.
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