This just in: God fixes hard tops
05-04-2010, 11:21 AM
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Jesus actualy was black more or less. That one really pisses off the kool-aid drinkers.
It's sad to me how some people **** up a basically good thing for others. I was not raised religious (at all) and I'm not terribly religious now, but I do go to church periodically, and without being coerced.
I swear for some people its like a hobby/sport to be religious. The mind-set is disturbingly similar to hardcore (insert political party here) They probably would not give a crap if they did not have competing veiws to hate about. But much like group of yelling-heads on a news network, the conflict and argument is the whole point.
God will clean-up the earth.
I think I will just sit around and wait for his plan to unfold for me too. No need to go to the bathroom, that will work itself out. Free-will is just a polite suggestion.
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05-04-2010, 11:51 AM
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A lady walked into the wagon I was sitting in on my way home. She sat across from me, and itmediately pulled out a paper back bible. She praised the lord, by saying Hatians deserved what had happened to them due that they worship the devil!!! I said out loud "you have to be ******* kidding me", got up, and headed for the door.
She looked at me, gather her thoughts, and said: Mexcians have it coming to them too, for ignoring the word of the lord. I
, literally.
Soon after she finally shut the **** up. The door opened, and proceeded to shoulder me on her way out. I
literally
She looked at me, gather her thoughts, and said: Mexcians have it coming to them too, for ignoring the word of the lord. I
, literally. Soon after she finally shut the **** up. The door opened, and proceeded to shoulder me on her way out. I
literally
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05-04-2010, 12:37 PM
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A lady walked into the wagon I was sitting in on my way home. She sat across from me, and itmediately pulled out a paper back bible. She praised the lord, by saying Hatians deserved what had happened to them due that they worship the devil!!! I said out loud "you have to be ******* kidding me", got up, and headed for the door.
She looked at me, gather her thoughts, and said: Mexcians have it coming to them too, for ignoring the word of the lord. I, literally.
Soon after she finally shut the **** up. The door opened, and proceeded to shoulder me on her way out. I literally
She looked at me, gather her thoughts, and said: Mexcians have it coming to them too, for ignoring the word of the lord. I
, literally. Soon after she finally shut the **** up. The door opened, and proceeded to shoulder me on her way out. I
literally
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05-04-2010, 01:35 PM
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Jesus actualy was black more or less. That one really pisses off the kool-aid drinkers.
It's sad to me how some people **** up a basically good thing for others. I was not raised religious (at all) and I'm not terribly religious now, but I do go to church periodically, and without being coerced.
I swear for some people its like a hobby/sport to be religious. The mind-set is disturbingly similar to hardcore (insert political party here) They probably would not give a crap if they did not have competing veiws to hate about. But much like group of yelling-heads on a news network, the conflict and argument is the whole point.
God will clean-up the earth. I think I will just sit around and wait for his plan to unfold for me too. No need to go to the bathroom, that will work itself out. Free-will is just a polite suggestion.
It's sad to me how some people **** up a basically good thing for others. I was not raised religious (at all) and I'm not terribly religious now, but I do go to church periodically, and without being coerced.
I swear for some people its like a hobby/sport to be religious. The mind-set is disturbingly similar to hardcore (insert political party here) They probably would not give a crap if they did not have competing veiws to hate about. But much like group of yelling-heads on a news network, the conflict and argument is the whole point.
God will clean-up the earth.
I think I will just sit around and wait for his plan to unfold for me too. No need to go to the bathroom, that will work itself out. Free-will is just a polite suggestion.
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05-05-2010, 10:57 AM
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Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea
If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing
If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
And when they nail my pimpled *** to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea
If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing
If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
And when they nail my pimpled *** to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
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05-05-2010, 10:59 AM
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Do you think that crap can be scraped off the bottom of the iron? I don't want to stain my shirts. Also, do you have any pics of the top, I'd like to know what brand it is.
Thanks!
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