My dick moved last night when i saw a naked man
08-15-2008, 12:38 PM
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BTW I don't text and drive. I have before but I don't even look at my phone when I do it because i'm good at it. It's pathetic.
I agree most here about texting and driving. I try not to do it.
Also, this actually happened, true story. Bad story maybe... but true nonetheless
I agree most here about texting and driving. I try not to do it.
Also, this actually happened, true story. Bad story maybe... but true nonetheless
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08-15-2008, 06:15 PM
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i guess it depends on *how* fugly the chick was....because i know i've had some pretty skanky vag offered to me that i've turned down because i was afraid that ****'d come back to eat me or something.
that said: yeah. she was probably a freak. lose.
that said: yeah. she was probably a freak. lose.
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08-15-2008, 10:03 PM
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you know
stories on the internet are like this:
original version: ugly girl, race, blah blah, sebring
internet forum version: hot girl with huge arm sleeve tat, blah blah, beat us in her 67 SS then we doubled up on her.
we'd never know. but we also wouldn't believe you.
stories on the internet are like this:
original version: ugly girl, race, blah blah, sebring
internet forum version: hot girl with huge arm sleeve tat, blah blah, beat us in her 67 SS then we doubled up on her.
we'd never know. but we also wouldn't believe you.
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08-15-2008, 10:37 PM
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ha, no kidding.
yesterday i was riding my bike to the library and this super hot 18 year old pulled up alongside of me in her boyfriend's 2009 camara ss and he was driving and he was all like hey my car's faster than your bicycle and i was like "NO IT AIN'T" and then we raced and i totally kicked his *** and then he crashed because he was like so embarrased and his gf flew out of the window and she landed on my lap and then she was all like "oh you saved my life" and i was just like "bitch suck my dick" and then she did and then she called her hot twin sister over and we all had the sex.
true story!
yesterday i was riding my bike to the library and this super hot 18 year old pulled up alongside of me in her boyfriend's 2009 camara ss and he was driving and he was all like hey my car's faster than your bicycle and i was like "NO IT AIN'T" and then we raced and i totally kicked his *** and then he crashed because he was like so embarrased and his gf flew out of the window and she landed on my lap and then she was all like "oh you saved my life" and i was just like "bitch suck my dick" and then she did and then she called her hot twin sister over and we all had the sex.
true story!
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