The AI-generated cat pictures thread
05-13-2012, 01:24 PM
I've returned about a dozen things to Sears in the past decade or so... the last one about a year ago. It goes like this...
I walk into the store with broken item in my hand.
I walk directly to the tool counter, set the item down, look at the guy, and in my best "yup, I'm a dumbshit for even trying what I tried in order to break this" look...
There are only 2 things that have then ever happened.
1. He disappears behind a door for about 30 seconds and re-appears with an identical refurbished item, hands it to me and says, "Good luck".
2. He walks down an aisle and grabs a new one off the wall, hands it to me and says, "Good luck".
I love Sears.
I walk into the store with broken item in my hand.
I walk directly to the tool counter, set the item down, look at the guy, and in my best "yup, I'm a dumbshit for even trying what I tried in order to break this" look...
There are only 2 things that have then ever happened.
1. He disappears behind a door for about 30 seconds and re-appears with an identical refurbished item, hands it to me and says, "Good luck".
2. He walks down an aisle and grabs a new one off the wall, hands it to me and says, "Good luck".
I love Sears.
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05-13-2012, 02:10 PM
One of these days, you will run into a bad Sears. The ones where you have to be fluent in Spanglish to get anything done and they guy behind the counter asks you if you broke the part on purpose so you can "steal" their new ones.
This of course leads to yelling at everyone and telling the manager he is a coc_k ***.
This of course leads to yelling at everyone and telling the manager he is a coc_k ***.
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05-13-2012, 02:19 PM
I always wanted one of these to turbocharge my turbo.
Last edited by triple88a; 05-13-2012 at 02:57 PM.
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05-13-2012, 11:15 PM
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Looks like you wouldn't even need hydraulics for that system, just a simple pivot at the back of the bus. Drive up far enough to put most of the weight in front of the pivot, and let it fall level, then fold up the rear section and off you go.
Holy ----, wow. I just realized how much I unintentionally over complicated that. Just put a ------- hinge on the door, the another for the lower part of the ramp.
Holy ----, wow. I just realized how much I unintentionally over complicated that. Just put a ------- hinge on the door, the another for the lower part of the ramp.
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05-14-2012, 08:05 AM
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