The Ultimate Poop Thread
Last night was a false alarm, or I jinxed myself. One of the worst night actually, super bloated and gassy, but only a small hint of anything turdish.
04-22-2010, 02:25 PM
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OP: You need lots more prunes and don't worry about the peas. The prunes will handle it.
Just eat a dozen prunes and this will all be behind you.
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04-22-2010, 04:12 PM
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i think im gonna go debate an amendment to my morning constitutional....
btw, anyone else use those moist cottonell wipey things to finish the clean-up? my wife got some a few months back, and i really like the way i feel after i clean up with those. i feel fresh all day... i told her i wouldnt use that stupid ****, but i do.
btw, anyone else use those moist cottonell wipey things to finish the clean-up? my wife got some a few months back, and i really like the way i feel after i clean up with those. i feel fresh all day... i told her i wouldnt use that stupid ****, but i do.
By the time I went to bed I had probably at least a dozen prunes, and still no go. I just broke down and drank another full bottle of magnesium citrate about an hour ago, the rest of my nights schedule is full. I hope it's mostly gone by the time I visit the doctor around noon tomorrow. I'd have to have to **** up their bathroom. Then again I know I will have to wait in the waiting room for an hour or more, so it might give me something to do. I'll bring my prunes to snack on. I felt horrible all day today, much like last night. Sat in class all day feeling like I had a bowling ball in my colon/lower digestive tract. Quit uncomfortable.
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04-22-2010, 06:33 PM
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my weekday **** schedule is:
8:30am pre-shower dump
2-4pm afternoon dump (sometimes skipped but not on gym days!) this is a window, not a duration.
11:30pm pre-sleep dump
on weekends it's a little different.
dump on wake
then the inevitable post coffee dump at 10 or 10:30 (this is often "unholy")
then maybe an afternooner if I'm going out
and of course
pre bedtime dump
I can NOT imagine wtf would happen to me if I didn't **** for a week. it bugs me to keep it to once a day when I'm not around proper facilities.
8:30am pre-shower dump
2-4pm afternoon dump (sometimes skipped but not on gym days!) this is a window, not a duration.
11:30pm pre-sleep dump
on weekends it's a little different.
dump on wake
then the inevitable post coffee dump at 10 or 10:30 (this is often "unholy")
then maybe an afternooner if I'm going out
and of course
pre bedtime dump
I can NOT imagine wtf would happen to me if I didn't **** for a week. it bugs me to keep it to once a day when I'm not around proper facilities.
+1.
I can't believe I hadn't read this thread yet. I can't believe all you guys with constipation issues. I always understood that was more a female problem. Damn gayness of Miatas is costing some of us in more ways than one.
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04-22-2010, 07:04 PM
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When I take the magnesium citrate, I literally use a whole roll in one night. One of the big quilted northern double rolls too. Despite not shitting, I have used more toilet paper in the last month than any month prior, by a long shot. I might definitely have to use the baby wipe/ moist wipe, whatever, tonight to avoid *** burn. Like you get on your nose when you have a runny nose and you blow it too much. I had that a few weeks ago 
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