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05-05-2010, 05:20 PM

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I **** everyday within 2 minutes of waking up. Skillzzz.

05-05-2010, 07:52 PM

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This is, by far, the #2 thread on MT. Even the opening line..."Let's talk about **** for a second." has #2 implications. Who would've thunk it? **** Talk Today on KSMT. Going on 2 weeks now... I say, we are at the pinnacle of technology, and I fear everything else will leave me, wanting. Good ole' **** talk.

05-05-2010, 07:56 PM

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Over 200 posts. Aside from sticky threads, Poop thread is in the top 10 in the BS section. So proud... of course without the early name change, the thread would have died young.

05-05-2010, 08:04 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FRT_Fun

I'm finally getting regular in my new place.. although when I start work again it's going to have to adjust again.. I need a routine.

PT's at 0530, FYI.

05-05-2010, 08:11 PM

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PT's at 0530, FYI.

FML. Was 0700 at Drum.

Gonna have to get in a pre 0500 **** fo sho.

And on another note...

http://cgi.ebay.com/Lot-5-Rehab-Show...item27ae4d0df9

Might be worth it....

05-05-2010, 08:27 PM

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did someone just say "sticky **** thread"?

05-06-2010, 08:07 AM

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I drank too much last night... You know what that means. :(

05-06-2010, 08:20 AM

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Quote:

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PT's at 0530, FYI.

Fuuuuckkk that, I'd feel like I was back in AIT, it's at least 0630 here. NO time for a pre-PT **** for sure, although sometimes a during-PT **** is in order.

05-06-2010, 08:27 AM

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The 0530 PT isn't so bad, it's the 0730 work call that's ridiculous. My rhythm usually has me shitting at 4:25 so I can get there on time, and I'll usually have to go again right after PT, and then that's it for the day.

OT - you're not in the 502nd, are you?

05-06-2010, 08:34 AM

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Damn, 630-730 pt, 930 work call, 1130 lunch, 1300 work call, somewhere between 1700 and 2000 we go home.

/thread drift, back to the poop now.

05-06-2010, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by y8s

did someone just say "sticky **** thread"?

in the "BS" section.

05-14-2010, 01:44 PM

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I pooped twice today already, I feel a third coming. Geez it's only noon.

05-14-2010, 03:47 PM

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We need an update.

Too legit to ****?

05-14-2010, 04:16 PM

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No third poop yet. It will happen today I'm sure, I always **** before my evening work out ~7pm.

05-14-2010, 10:38 PM

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I've been days without a ****. I have a whole pizza, an Italian sandwich, many snacks and other small meals, and tonight Chinese food, and still nothing. I need to lose 3 or 4 pounds.

06-29-2010, 12:59 PM

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The poop thread! The new GRM is going to make a great bathroom companion in a minute.

08-25-2010, 06:21 PM

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I like the poop that is so long and hard it tried to go down the drain sideways and is so hard it wont break in half... so it just sits there until you either flush it a few more times or break it with a foreign object.

08-25-2010, 06:26 PM

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Quote:

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lol, gotta love the swirly skidmarks

08-25-2010, 11:00 PM

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I had some jalapenos for lunch yesterday. I was late for my first day of school today because took a dump before class, and my ******* was on fire. I don't understand how Mexicans can do it. I mean, I'm okay with eating spicy foods and all that good stuff, but I cannot handle when it goes out the other end. :(