I just had Braineack respond with "涡轮增压是蹩脚的，并打破。用户通过电子邮件发送你，你从来没有回应。审查将离开，直到他作出高 兴。"

Which google translates says is "The turbo was crappy and broke. User emailed you and you never responded. Review will be left up until he is made happy."

 

WIN!

 

They will likely reply with "沒關係，我們只是砍你的論壇，將其更改為“另一種快樂的客戶”"

 

"We are liking very much customer to be sexual intercourse with himself while quietly."