I prefer Slick50.

 

I have a report from blackstone showing 50% less wear and tear on the shaft. Not so much on the butthole however, although there is less wear, there is still a lot of tear.


But mainly because you're a ------.

 

I lol'd. Obvious troll.

 

Man, blackstone does it all these days. What's it say about foreign contaminates?

 

I'm not gay. I maybe the only straight male on this site, but again, for the record...Not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'm talking about aggressive inline skating or whatever they used to call it? I don't rock the spandex you fools! And this was back in the 90's btw. I'm an old fart now.

 

lots of them. big black ones
no spandex? definitely gay

 

So when somebody on the street says. Only ------s drive miatas. I usually respond. So how many do you own?
Or with my best accent I say. So you're just jealous bitch.

 

Size-queen post.

 

I put it on my French toast.

 

After some googling, it's apparent that if I was in fact gay, I wouldn't be attracted to you.