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Old Apr 22, 2010 | 09:48 AM
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Everywhere I look the gene-pool is compromised. I have two very good friend's who are married and one is still an illegal alien. His wife is an educated culinair, she cleans, she is pretty advanced in bed from what I hear, she makes decent money...and he gets to stay at home and paint. Suddenly however he's confided in me that he may or may not be cheating on her, and he's still illegal...I can't possibly bring myself to tell her. Idiots like this guy need to go away...hopefully she'll call INS.
If they're married, tell her. I stay out of **** when people are just going out and what not, but understanding how special marriage is (even though at times difficult), I wouldn't let the bastard get by. **** that, any guy that can betray his wife is pretty well capable of anything, wouldn't even want him around me.
Old Apr 22, 2010 | 09:54 AM
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I'd say something funny and witty, but my wife reads my posts...
Old Apr 22, 2010 | 11:06 PM
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anyone notice he wasn't a citizen? deport his ***!
Old Apr 22, 2010 | 11:22 PM
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he could be a resident
Old Apr 22, 2010 | 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
I'd say something funny and witty, but my wife reads my posts...
whoopsh! (whip crack). WifeCheck 2.0
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
whoopsh! (whip crack). WifeCheck 2.0
true but most of the time the wife check whip crack is right to the nuts. got to remember to log off after this post.
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 05:41 PM
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Can anyone explain to me why their wife/gf would be reading their posts on car forums?
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Vashthestampede
Can anyone explain to me why their wife/gf would be reading their posts on car forums?
Tard leaves first page of thread open, she sits down to check email/facebook/chat/trannysexwithHustler and sees part of it and reads it.

I can see it happening.
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 06:26 PM
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Not that I'm going to compare gospeed to this douchecanoe, but damon, you better watch yourself
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Vashthestampede
Can anyone explain to me why their wife/gf would be reading their posts on car forums?
your serious right? they will check your email go through the history ect... find out if your banging some chick or a far far worse fate buying unknown turbo parts for your car.
they will check up on you. i had a buddy first got a computer back in the day told him to watch it. month later he was out of the house and getting divorced he didn't delete his viewing history or cookies.

well he got busted looking at **** not just any **** the really really nasty **** bestailty scat ect... needless she wigged out and dumped his *** she was a little hottie to. the bestiality sent her over the edge
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by wayne_curr
Not that I'm going to compare gospeed to this douchecanoe, but damon, you better watch yourself
How many pages do you think we can come up with if we put together all of Damon's wife rants?? uff o_o

Originally Posted by browning
your serious right? they will check your email go through the history ect... find out if your banging some chick or a far far worse fate buying unknown turbo parts for your car.
they will check up on you. i had a buddy first got a computer back in the day told him to watch it. month later he was out of the house and getting divorced he didn't delete his viewing history or cookies.

well he got busted looking at **** not just any **** the really really nasty **** bestailty scat ect... needless she wigged out and dumped his *** she was a little hottie to. the bestiality sent her over the edge

I saw a man get fucked by a horse once. All I can say is that, he, indeed, took it like a man. He died soon after. I still have fantasies nightmares about it.
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 08:29 PM
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Funny read, but I suspect the whole thing is a troll. It reads like something someone setup by reading snopes.com
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 08:45 PM
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Seems too good to be true, but if it is I'd give her a high 5.
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 09:10 PM
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The Acura TL is an overpriced FWD pile for people who dont know any better.
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 09:15 PM
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this is why you never get involved with women who are smarter than you, i like mine dumb and compliant. conversely this is also why you never get involved with an alien, unless of course you like being abducted and your *** probed
Old Apr 28, 2010 | 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by wayne_curr
Not that I'm going to compare gospeed to this douchecanoe, but damon, you better watch yourself
Originally Posted by buffon01
How many pages do you think we can come up with if we put together all of Damon's wife rants?? uff o_o


I just caught this ****...


One day you guys will understand. And I hope you marry mexican (or in buffon's case: Cuban) women so you can learn what marital hell is firsthand.

Seriously though, when things are good, they're good, but when she goes off the deep end watch out for flying toothbrushes and end tables. It's like being on an estrogen powered roller coaster sometimes.

I should stop badmouthing her on the forum, but it keeps me from telling her what I really think. Women prefer that you lie to them about how great they are. If they knew the truth (or at least heard it) their heads would explode.
Old Apr 28, 2010 | 02:14 PM
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my wife threw away my good toothbrush once on purpose!
Old Apr 28, 2010 | 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
my wife threw away my good toothbrush once on purpose!
Mine kicked my helmet across the room, man that **** pissed me off. I was *this* close...
Old Apr 28, 2010 | 02:22 PM
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Rule #1: Never leave your laptop lying around. Especially if you're still logged into all your ****.

Rule #2: Never laeave your cell phone lying around. Especially if you're still logged into all your ****.
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Old Apr 28, 2010 | 02:28 PM
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