Two hunters are out walking in the woods when they come across a hole in a ground.

But this isn't just any hole. It's the deepest, darkest hole either of them has ever seen.

Neither one of them can figure out how or why this hole is here.

They decide to throw something into the hole to see if they can tell how deep it is.

After looking around and not finding any suitable rocks one of the men finds a rusty old anvil.



He picks it up, throws it in the hole and....nothing. They never heard it hit the bottom.

30 seconds later they start hearing this weird noise.

Baaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

It's getting louder and closer. They both stand back as they are starting to get really worried.

All of a sudden, a goat comes flying by them and dives right into the hole.

The two men are just standing around the hole in amazement and confusion when an old farmer walks up to them and looks down into the hole.

"Hey, either of you wouldn't have happened to see an old goat wandering around here, would ya?" says the farmer.

"Well, yeah. It was the strangest thing. We were just standing here and what we thought was a goat came flying by us at about 80 clicks and jumped right into the that there hole."

The farmer pulls out a hanky, wipes the sweat from his brow and thinks for a second and says, "That's impossible. I had him chained to an anvil."

 

 

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

 

Old school

Language NSFW

 

Are you telling me that if I moved to Virginia I would never get diarrhea again?

 

 

 

You must be so proud.

 

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I ate at a WhiteCastle ONCE and it destroyed me in ways I've never experienced before. Not worth the hype at all.

 

Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.

 

Smashed on some WC just this last weekend.
Meaning i ate 2 and felt like ****.
It's not sober food at all.

 

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

I went to the zoo the other day. They had a dog in it.

It was a shihtzu .

 

Trolling at its best or just someone who has more money than brains.

 

Condolences

When you go to kiss your honey,
And your nose gets runny
You may think it's funny…

But it's not!

 

A blonde was pulled over by a female cop, also blonde. The cop asked for her driver's license and, after a couple minutes of looking through her purse, she got frustrated and said to the cop: "I don't even know what it looks like."

The cop said "It's a rectangle, and has your picture on it."
Finally, the blonde found a mirror and handed it to the cop.
The cop handed it back saying "It's OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

 

Here is an otter vomiting:


My sister shot it on her iThing, which is why the quality sucks. Sorry 'bout dat.

 

these otters aren't vomitting, but they were so hungry they were attempting a jailbreak:


Hungry Otters by The Braineack, on Flickr