Caught you, ya little bastard.





(She's actually kind of cute, isn't she?)

 

Now you have a convenient foldable mouse.

 

No offense sir but this is my happy place. Dont like to see animals in weird shapes like that.

 

That is a cute little mouse. It's a shame there never will ever be a communication bonding between us and them that laws can be established. We see them as criminal vermin to punish by death...they see us as a generous, yet wasteful civilization.
I just had a conversation with this girl at work yesterday about her parrot. I think she said its an Ecclipses? Or however it's spelled. She said the lifespan is like 75 years. That's a life companion if I ever saw one.
Lucky me, I get to go find a new dog like every 13 years.
Back to the mouse.
When I was like 11 years old my neighbor kid gave me a pet mouse, cause he used to raise mice to feed his python. I named her Minnie, and she was adorable. My dad caught a field mouse and thought they would get along, so he put them together. They seemed nice together.
The next morning I went to feed them. The field mouse fed himself...with Minnie.
Moral of my sick and twisted childhood story? Domesticated animals and wild animals don't belong together. Compare this lesson to historic or current society.

 

 

 

Well, the missus discovered our visitor two nights ago, and while not hysterical per se, made it plainly clear that the mouse needed to depart this mortal coil, and that the use of weapons of mouse destruction was authorized.

 

This might be the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum.

 

 

I had this set up in my kitchen:



My cat is pretty good at catching mice, but she's slow. If I see one, I generally have it outside in under 10 minutes. Just get a big paper bag and put it along a wall and mouse will dumb. lift and toss.

Last mouse I saw was living under our cooktop. Smart yet dumb.

Note: this is not my kitchen pictured above.

 

I love the simplicity of that trap. Is there water in the garbage can ?

 

this is y8s you're talking to - instead of killing them, he gives them an application for Obamacare and sets them free with stimulus food

 

This stuff is really good straight. Easy and smooth and only $25ish a bottle.

 

I've seen that recommended on a bourbon forum.

 

No water. Killing them is pointless. I just send them outside. Nothing to clean up.

Also I suspect drowning (like blunt trauma) is not only inhumane but also very illegal.

 

 

I'm seeing a trend here.

 

$112k Euros for this used 2010 model.

 

I've soiled me trousers.