Dude a meme.
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The life of being a man.

 

This is what happens when you have big-*** holes in your earlobes *AND* a pet snake. You wind up in the ER, with a snake stuck in your ear...

 

Weird dye job, check.
Gauged ears + multiple other facial piercings, check.
Many tattoos, check.
Side shave, check.
Pet snake, check.

It's official, we've found daddy issues patient zero.

 

For @Joe Perez:

 

 

for joe:

person attacking free speech gets run over:

click to play

 

Besides the gauges, this describes my college GF exactly. But she had a great relationship with her dad, who was cool as hell. Rode an oldass harley to work every day even in the RI winters, raced a competitive formulaV at limerock towed by a vintage 70s pimpvan. Would involve all of his kids in the fun **** he did. They were real out-doorsy type.

Now her mom was a real bitch. I girl can have mommy issues, right?

 

triple charged

 

 

Mmmmmmm. Chemical X.

 

cammy doesn't seem very impressed with my most recent gift

​i am unsure how to impress her

 

I like the way the newer craftsman stuff is labeled so you can actually read it. Ive had my current set so long, I ID sockets by the scrathes or wear patterns on them. The one with the spiral groove on the outside is a 14mm for example.

 

Been a long time since I was in a Sears. My Craftsman set hails from the 80s, though the 1/2" drive socket wrench was replaced after I accidentally welded it to the battery in a 1971 VW Beetle.

Despite what I've heard, based purely upon visual observation, the quality appears to have improved since the move abroad.

Do they suck?





Haha. My 10mm short 1/4" drive socket is the one with baby-blue paint overspray on it, the color of the '71 Beetle. The 13mm 3/8" drive socket is the one with red overspray that matches the '90 Miata. And so on.

(Oddly, I don't have any sockets that match the metallic teal paint on the '93 Grand Am.)

 

Craftsman is now owned by Stanley. Which is probably an improvement considering the sharp decline in Craftsman quality over the past decade.

 

Jeebus...

I've only ever broken (in that manner) one Craftsman tool that I can recall. It was a 36mm socket that I was using to remove the rear axle nut from a Beetle. Put the breaker bar on it. Nothing. Put a pipe on the bar. Nothing. Moved the bar around so it was parallel to the floor and jumped up onto the end of it with both feet. *Crack*


This nut, basically:




Sears replaced it no questions asked.

I then drove the car to the local VW / Porsche / Audi shop owned by the father of a schoolmate of mine, and had them remove it with the biggest goddamned impact wrench I'd seen to date in my life (a two-hander.)

 

 

Apparently there is a football game on television this weekend.



vs.