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Apparently, there's a guy on FB who will draw literally anything you request (within certain boundaries of tastefulness) using MS Paint. https://www.facebook.com/JimllPaintIt/ (EDIT: couldn't post a link, because IB is ******* up FB links right now.)
Examples:
"A bitter, washed up Sonic the Hedgehog on crutches drowning his sorrows in a bar having completely ruined his knees with 26 years of high impact running. He’s crying over a tattered photo of Amy Rose and has just spent his last gold ring on whiskey. As requested by David Sinclair"
"Dear Jim, Please paint an intergalactic chip shop. A high street outlet on a Friday night / Saturday morning, with various characters from Star Wars queued for chips and kebabs, served by Jabba The Hutt, whilst Chewbacca is being sick outside, R2-D2 is on his back drunk and Han Solo and Boba Fett are arguing over a taxi in the shape of an X-Wing. In the night sky the Death Star looms ready to vapourise the entire planet. Thank you very much.
Andrew Sanders"
"Dear Jim,
Please paint me the final round of Salvador Dali's surrealist version of Countdown. One of the contestants is Danny Dyer and the other is the ghost of some swiss cheese. Naturally the clock has melted and Danny's head has exploded whilst attempting to solve a particularly surreal crucial conundrum.
Ta very much,
Darryl"
"Peter Venkman releasing the ghost of Bob Ross to help Vigo's painting overcome his Carpathian kitten loss - as requested by Chris Keane"
"Hey Jim, could you please paint Thomas The Tank Engine, made of flesh (except for his wheels) with a face that reflects the agony of being twisted into the shape of a train. While the Fat Controller laughs beside a pile of failed flesh locomotive experiments? Cheers,
Adam Hughes"