Is this compatible with a Miata hardtop?

 

^^^ aka the baby slingshot

 

 

The "Lull-A-Baby" concept isn't terrible, as the hammock will swing in the required direction to cradle the child when braking or accelerating. The 'one-minute installation', however, leads me to believe that the attachment points will instantly fail during any collision (leading to, as pointed out by good2go, a baby slingshot).

 

Now worries friend, it comes with two 3M adhesive anchors each rated to hold 10,000 babies.

 

I'm reaching back in my memory to the days before shoulder belts. The oddly-textured brown interior of that '71 Grand Marquis with the vacuum-operated headlight covers. You know the one I mean.

Cars used to have hangers in the back, on the C-pillars or above the rear windows. For hanging jackets and whatnot.


Unrelated to baby-hanging, I have no idea why I find this video amusing:

 

Anyone ready to step up and test with their baby? I've got a 15 y/o that I'd donate...

 

I have grandkids with an age spread from 12 to about 7 months, boys and girls. I'll volunteer for testing, they would think it was a blast.

 

 

 

Cheeky...

 

 

Great. Now all I can think about is "I wonder how many of my co-workers are walking around with an аnal plug inserted right now?"

 

You're welcome? I know your fascination with all things butt related.

 

[tanks]

Yeah, tanks were small in WW2. An Abrams is 302x144x96 inches.

--Ian

 

Yeah....

No.